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I am noticing an influx of kids coming here and sitting around the Faber to just... study? I’m pretty sure it’s whenever SMH is “occupying” the library. I’m not sure if I hate this or love this, but at least they’re quiet... you’re safe here, wellies. You’re safe here. 

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8. Faber. 

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;) 

Hello and welcome to the 50th anniversary of our Love Issue! We have plenty of drama in store for you all ;)

Hot goss is a campus-wide community effort. If you hear something before we do (unlikely but possible), be sure to drop us a line or submit an article so we can share all the sordid details!! 

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So the last fun fact went badly...

BUT. Regardless of how you say “Faber,” I think this one makes everyone happy. 

Faber really is the greenest college rink in the country!!

And we’re not just saying that. This place is decked out with tons of solar panels that power nearly the whole rink, and those big, beautiful windows were created with sun-filtering tech to keep the ice happy. Go Samwell!!!

Anyways sign my petition to let me give tours. 

(Fan Source: https://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/59700714826 )

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@ohmygodricgirl​ Now... If what you’re referring to are the newest batches of hockey players (I try to remain semi-ignorant of smh, but knowing them is inevitable) I haven’t met them too often yet, but it usually goes something like this: 

Ford: Candy. 

Tangredi: Candy. 

Whisk: Nah... I don’t need anything, thanks. 

Ford: I’m buying you skittles, Connor. 

Whisk: The sour ones?

No one asked but... here’s Samwell Men’s Hockey Faber Snack Shack regular orders:

Bittle: Cherry slushie. Adorable.

Knight: Slim Jims. Or… any kind of beef jerky. So much beef jerky. 

Birkholtz and Oluransi: Gatorade Cool Blue and Glacier Freeze, respectively, and a single order of nachos… shared of course. 

Team Manager Duan: Black coffee and soft pretzel. (pretty sure I’ve seen her dunking the pretzels in the coffee, which makes me question her waning sanity even more.)

Zimmermann: A single pack of sugar free gum. Yawn. 

Chow: Oreos. But… only after a win. Goalies are weird and precious. 

Poindexter: Pepperoni pizza slice. 

Nurse: Mixed nuts and an “Earl Grey Special” (we only have store brand black tea, but he insists on calling it this)

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Is your life ruined by the presence of the hockey team? Are you secretly stalking Justin Oluransi because you’re lowkey in love with him? Well we have the app for you:

Where Is SMH?

The app was designed and created by Charlie, one of the servers here at Jerry’s to let Samwell students stay alert about the whereabouts of SMH.

Download the app today and help out your fellow Samwellians!

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attic this roaches that, what side are you REALLY on: fay-ber or fah-ber

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you’ve started a war

LISTEN--

I just wanted to share some Faber knowledge, I should have know this would happen 😭 I ALREADY KNEW THIS WAS A DIVIDING FACTOR AMONG OUR STUDENT BODY

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Annie’s... I’m sorry but I won’t change even for you

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

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Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

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I apparently should have added “not up for debate” to this post  😓

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

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WHO’S THE AUTHORITY HERE

THE DUDE IT’S NAMED AFTER BEGS TO DIFFER (probably? He’s dead so idk)

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

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Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is... unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public. 

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you??? 

RESPECT THE RINK. 

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BOGO sale on stick tape at the Gear Shop

LAX team, not you. 

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Can the hockey team PLEASE come get their Bittle I mean we all know he was a champ figure skater (and I love him for that) but this is NOT the movie Ice Princess and this is the second time this week he’s carved up the fresh ice behind my zamboni. I am tired- 

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Please... @samwell-lax-bros I beg you not to choose violence today

Love the smell of clean ice in the morning… Love the reassurance and comfort that I work in a place the LAX bros would never step foot in.  (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)