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Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013)

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Seems like a legit form of measurement

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I made this because no one else has and I was shook when I found out. Pls appreciate it.

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i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious

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you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

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IF THIS AINT ME

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“Welcome to Markarth, safest city in the Reach.” Within ten minutes of arriving I’ve witnessed a murder, become caught up in a civil war, and found Molag Bal squatting in someone’s basement.

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Dovahkiin: Don’t fraternize with this creature. I am still training him.

Cicero: It’s only a parrot!

Dovahkiin: I was talking to the parrot.

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i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

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i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

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book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

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Walter Bishop

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remember me

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someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake