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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
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i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.
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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body
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