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Sometimes family is a centuries old immortal prince, a trained assassin, a gay priest, an old witch, a butch lady with an axe, the only good guy left in the country, and a kid with a sword. And that's ok

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Kaz: Prepare yourself Ketterdam, i am no longer a barrel rat, i´ve got merche blood running in my veins

Wylan lying on the hospital bed: IS THAT your way to thank me for giving you a kidney?!...and i don't think it works that way

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people will read books they Do Not Like™ and then wonder why they hate reading

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We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

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in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

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So, I finally started The Chalice of the Gods-

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apollo is never beating the wet cat allegations in toa. fuck your golden retriever god, that man is a DRENCHED CAT. he’s been out in the rain for hours, he’s just.

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We do not talk about this passage enough, this is so sweet

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Words to use Instead of smile?

Beam - to smile with joy

Grin - to draw back the lips so as to show the teeth especially in amusement or laughter

Simper - to smile in a silly, affected, or ingratiating manner

Smicker - to ogle and smile amorously—used with at or after

Smirk - a smile that shows a smug, condescending, or self-satisfied attitude

Sneer - to smile or laugh with facial contortions that express scorn or contempt

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''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

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When you say a fandom is dead, it’s a bit of a blow to people who are still producing and enjoying work for that fandom. You’re basically saying what they’re doing doesn’t matter, doesn’t count, which might discourage them from continuing to participate.

If one person is creating content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If one person is consuming content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If two friends are chatting on skype about their OTPs, that’s fandom.

If someone doodles drawings of their favorite characters on a napkin, that’s fandom.

Just because someone is producing content for one fandom doesn’t mean they have to leave another.

Not every fandom can be the big, new, shiny and popular thing.

Not every fandom *should* be the big, new, shiny, and popular thing.

It’s okay to have small, tight-knit fandoms. They can be just as fulfilling and entertaining as the big ones.

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"I'm a Jason apologist"

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR????? WHEN HAS HE EVER DONE WRONG????

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Iris Messaging but with a spray bottle

Annabeth: “Percy, the connection keeps going in and out. And what’s that weird noise in the background?”

Percy: “Yeah sorry about that. We only had a spray bottle on hand”

Annabeth: “We?”

Grover: “My hand hurts”

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Bree: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* William: What did you do?! Bree: NOBODY DIED! William: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!