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I ruined you once, I'll ruin you again. Novice.

I feel like staying in and playing games.

I am blaming Cecelia for this.  In fact I think it’s time I shoot her up again.  Any other challengers?

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Tabitha, I love you. We were literally one entity at one point, it's biologically impossible for me not to care about you on some level. So if you want to pursue happiness with...Hope, then have at it. You're still my sister, I'll still love you, etc.

I'd rather not discuss it further. You made your choice, I'm dealing with it, the end. 

Private → CeceTabs

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Old lady Daphne with droopy tattoo eyeliner would make for an amazing costume. Oh. Hey. Dibs on that for next year's Halloween!

Meet me at Norway (Epcot, not the country). 

but what about when she’s a wrinkled old lady and the tattooed eyeliner has sagged so it looks like the whole top of her eyelids are just a bruised and black mess? too icky for me.

…perhaps I do (you never know when adventure strikes)

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You go down, down, down I fall out of love with you Come back round, round, round You sun of a gun You go down, down, down This time I won’t save you When you drown, drown, drown You sun of a gun You sun of a gun

Sun of a Gun - Oh Land

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If I get other people to sign the petition, do I get more Mickey Mouse cookies?

Right here on the dotted line! And you can have a Mickey Mouse shaped cookie too, just because.

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There  are plenty of other people who would love to be an elephant/lion with you. How about Hope? Why don't you two go be big, fat, peanut brained pachyderms together?

No I wouldn’t. I’m appalled you think that way.

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She should just get the eyeliner tattooed, it'd save her money and effort.

... You wouldn't happen to have your passport on hand, would you?

Her and her independent ways. I still don’t understand how she does her eyeliner and thats after watching her do it on a daily basis.

I wholeheartedly agree young grasshopper. The jungle is out there waiting to be explored and I think the likes of Cecelia and Anastasia Fabray are the ones who should explore it. Whilst the idea of going on at least one or two rides is quite appealing - the thought of adventure in its purest form is more so. 

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I'm gonna ballistic knife the crap out of you.

Probably for the best, I am kind of the type who swears like a sailor when I play.

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You could manage without me, surely.

… Where’s the fun in that without you there?

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Darn Daphne's need to differentiate herself from the clone club. I could never get her eyeliner right anyways-- always ended up poking my eye with the pencil tip while trying to do the bottom eyelid.

 We may not be able to join up with some activist group all lickety split, but we could still go on an adventure of sorts. We're going on vacation already, why not take a detour to somewhere a little more exotic than Disney World? There's so much of this natural world we haven't seen, why waste all our time at some theme park?   

Oh yes, very true. Or Daphne, because that gave me an excuse to hang out with the arty people… until she dyed her hair, then they just looked at me weird.

We should begin some sort of protest - find one of those high flying corporations that constantly use deforestation as a key resource and stand outside their building until some form of change happens - this is our future we’re talking about!

…I very much like this idea.

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Turn the game on. I'm switching my headset off though.

More I don’t draw the same conclusions, but that’s kind of because you aren’t update to date on some things.  You and Tabitha really need to talk soon.  It would explain a lot of the tension.  Can you just give me a pass this one time and we go back to trying to be civil and go kill some people made of pixels?

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You can go be an elephant or lion then.

I guess they are but still, why would you want to be an animal? If you’re going to be an animal, at least be an…elephant or a lion.

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You should consider scheduling a CAT-scan, I'm concerned you may be suffering from some sort of impairment in the brain. It's as if you don't realize the words coming out of your mouth.   

Mmm, can’t say I was planning to take it that far.  More fuel for our match though, right?  After all a lady doesn’t kiss and tell, at least not about her current girlfriend.  I was only trying to defend myself from comments about my fascination with using my teeth being cannibalistic…

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Tabitha was always my favorite to impersonate: you just sit there and glare at people until they flitch/cry. It involves lots of scowling though, which always made my brow sore.

Colonials used to brush their teeth with powder from broken clay bricks! Of course their dental hygiene was atrocious, but using palm oil is along the same lines as brushing your teeth with rock dust-- it's not at all detrimental to enamel preservation or cavity prevention. But alas, palm oil is a cheap filler ingredient and that's all that matters in the end.

If we combined our frequent flyer miles, I bet we could arrange for two relatively inexpensive plan tickets to Guatemala... 

 I must admit that was the one thing he had going for him, unlike the rest of the teachers - I can’t tell you how many times I was called Cecelia or Grace. Too many times.

What puzzles me is how much they cut down only to replace with palms so that they can harvest palm oil. Did you know they put it in everything from shampoo to chocolate bars and even toothpaste? Why on earth do I need oil in tooth paste? It is proven that bi-carbonate powder, a touch of water and a drop of peppermint essence will do the trick of scrubbing my teeth clean so why add in a completely unnecessary ingredient that is just killing poor helpless animals? 

I have a feeling this would be a joyous plan. And we shall pack a plentiful of gummies and poptarts and live amongst the animals in the trees and make ourselves a little beach hut and will live in peace and harmony forever more.