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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

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i say petplay is gross to me and then i see men on all fours and it happens idk

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when they reveal the solution to the epitaph

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whaghever drew egil for twenty minutes from memory who else do you know that can draw his face by memory

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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

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I feel like shit so I went and worked out but it's not enough. I need to be kicked around like a small tin can to feel better

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A couple of years ago we were all terribly concerned about the fact that a lot of American high schools are assigning such crushing homework loads that some kids literally didn't have enough time to eat or sleep (and all this in spite of the fact that there's no good evidence that assigning homework actually improves academic outcomes at the pre-university level), but now we're hearing stories about those same schools struggling to stop kids from using ChatGPT to write their essays and suddenly It's The Children Who Are Wrong. Like, do you think maybe there's a certain level of cause and effect in play here?

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This vendor at the queer bookfair nearly leaping at me and saying "finally another non-white person please stay as long as you like. I feel haunted by all these white people" lmfaooooo

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"youre so strong and brave" is so condescending to me but youre allowed to say it about me silently suffering with a popcorn shell lodged in my throat for over 24 hours, mayhaps even 30. you can tell me im brave now

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it's gross but I've never seen a kernel shell so perfectly flat and shaped to get stuck in my throat. if it was slightly rounder all of the swallowing and eating would have dislodged it. but noooo I had to shove my fingers down my fucking gullet for 15 fucking minutes disgusting

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whatever someone needs to see. popcorn kernel got stuck in my throat for over a day. a whole day of it. I eventually got sick of it and shoved my fingers down my throat and slowly pushed it out of my mouth. probably got rid of my gag reflex too. stupid ass. I didn't know that could even happen . a whole day.

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well at least i know its not safe to tell anyone anything about myself and i will be hurt

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anyone even love me or am i being attacked

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Found a spring!

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Unused Yellow Yoshi Mii costume found in the files of Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, with "Dummy" written across the torso.

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