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I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

LITTLE TEENY DICE

ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

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you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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baethoven

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Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

look how suspicious that looks

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my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

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"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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