facelessukelele
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Jake, Brazilian, 27, post-grad Lit student, hella gay, but your dad just calls me Katya.
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i dont give a fuck who gives off big dick energy
i need to know a list of people who give off jonathan van ness energy because the world needs more of it
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when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there
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the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(
belle, local furry:
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Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist
nah I’m not into white guys sry
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god i wish i was a tasteless straight person so the queer eye fab 5 would come hang out with me
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Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
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Personal growth is revisiting “A Series of Unfortunate Events” as an adult and finally understanding all the literary references.
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New rule: you’re all gay to me unless you come out as straight
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people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly
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