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Couple years ago I was in a punk rock band and wrote a few songs before we broke up. Felt like revisiting and recording them on my own at home, so here is just a lil teaser. The song is called Hey, Little Brother, and it’s an absolute banger. Will keep you posted as I make more progress

(I haven’t recorded for a few days because my mic stand literally SNAPPED IN HALF the other day and I had to order a new one??? Guess I really am just an absolute beefcake who doesn’t know his own strength)

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Just checking in to make sure you guys remember egg snack

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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Before The Rain

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My awful rotten child used his body as a battering ram again and broke through the rat gate.

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

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if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater

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men will tell you "i experimented in college" and then you don't know whether they smoked weed, kissed men, or built an 8 foot tall monster in the comfort of their dorm

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sometimes eleanor wants me to come cuddle in the cage with her but i can't fit </3 sorry eleanor

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like it’s literally always fucking tuesday……………. i can’t go a week without there being a tuesday