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Where exactly is the diner located at?

"It's definitely not Earth, for sure." - Hermit

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Hello! Askbox will be closed for now for the new year; I am currently suffering from some pretty bad art block, so I'm taking it easy and working on some other things to relieve the burnout (playing games, redecorating my room, RP shenanigans). I will work on the rest of the asks when I get the inspiration to, plus a lil special thing to complete the Zucchini/Fridge shenanigans and askbox will eventually open up again. ;) Stay tuned!

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You guys have a barista in here? Or is it just all simple drip coffee? I'm just wondering if this is a fancy kind of diner, or... not really.

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So uhh... Skully. Which one of you sings, and which one of you plays?

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*hands Daemon Tumblr Sexyman badge and leaves*

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What's with the diner having those two big-ass spires sticking out from it? No diner I've ever seen has those... do they serve any particular purpose?

"-... Lightning rods." - Warden

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Hey Warden... why name the dinner as The Facility? Is it a themed dinner based on the facility? Or is it just named after the facility?

"... What Taylor is saying... We started with the name after the Facility, and just stuck with it so we'd stop fighting over a new name... and then Bloke happened." "Bloke was like "Hey I'm going to give the names of our dishes after stuff from it!" And then did. We couldn't stop him theming it after the facility. We even have plushies now! ... Which apparently is something that, as of right now, the actual game doesn't have. THANKS LENA." - Warden

"... There's a slight meta, or self reference to our world here as a result of us existing in a place between dimensions. It makes it hard as a Sight Mage to exist here without having constant issues." - Daemon

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To any staff here, I notice there's a stage here at this joint. So... who plays up there, and what days are they usually here?

"You're welcome to ask them anything, they're our longest serving patrons here. Though um... good luck with answers. They're a bit... airheaded." - Daemon "Yo, questions? Where?" - Skully

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So has anyone managed to stop that running fridge yet? Or has it been surprisingly calm?

"Well, it's upgraded from running to ATTACKING fridge." - Cryo "We can't get into the storage now. We get pelted by vegetables every time we do. I got decked by a pumpkin already." - Hermit "... I think we may need to call Taylor 'bout this. Lest I get pissed off enough to set the entire storage on fire just to get rid of it." - Ordinator.

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Out of curiosity, who is y'alls best customer

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Hey, Overlord... what's with the mask?

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Hey Null, how does the secret sauce taste like? Sweet? Savory? Sour? Umami? And Warden, can I get what she got?

"Nobody can make up their mind what the flavor of the secret sauce it is." - Warden

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Hey Chaos, I noticed you don't dress in uniform like Null and D-13. Are you really a pilot like them?

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[Nervously sits beside Chaos and flirts.]

"I like my partner how I like my life, full of chaos~"

"Hell yeah! Props for you for bein' cute!" - Chaos

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[To be answered by whoever you like:] Does the diner ever get any troublemakers? If so, how are they dealt with?

"The kicking out process is kind of unceremonious. More often than not they're guys with all bark and no bite, so we just literally remove them from the premise by tossing them out the front door, like most bodyguards do." - Warden "As mentioned previously, we HAVE had incidents that turned into full diner brawls, but they're not too frequent. Our total ban list is small! Hehe... For now..." - Bloke "I will admit... when they do get bad, it is kind of fun to practice my scythe skills on them..." - Ren

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Is there any sort of method to prevent people from casting magic? Surely something like that has to exist with how prevalent magic is.

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Hey Hermit, ya good at gunspinning? Or any other gun tricks?

"My most used trick is called: Lowering Rent." - Hermit