Cuddly Chubby Maria
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I ran 3 miles and then did yard work so I was super hungry for dinner and didn’t want to cook so we got takeout at this good burger place we love and I got a vegan burger with cheese fries and andolouse sauce and it was amazinggggggg
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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time
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Animal Crossing (2001)
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Synesthesia was 2012s autism
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We had no need to advance any technology past 2007
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I got this chair for $4
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I just watched a video of this girl running 11 miles and I wish I could do that. I just now got to 6 miles this year so we’ll see. I need to incorporate more strength training in my routine as well to alleviate my calf pain. Exercising can be so annoying
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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Slowdive - Everyone Knows
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its 2035 and i wake up to a porn ad playing on my microchip and the only way to shut it off is to drink a verification bottle of Dasani™️ which has a gif of a naked woman playing automatically on the label and the tagline "satisfy your thirst" and the most downloaded app on the appstore is a DeepFakeNudeFree (for 1.99 the pro version removes ads and allows you to make deepfakes of two people at once) and i tell my sex positive therapist i feel depressed and he recommends i take high doses of tranquillizers and start an onlyfans to reaffirm my self-worth with easy-to-visualize monetary validation and tells me politely he would be the first to subscribe
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Jessica Pratt - Night Faces
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Waylon Jennings on this Sunday morning
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