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been playing deltarune in my free time

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two kris drawings I didnt rlly know if i wanted to post I can't tell if I like or dislike them 😮💨 I wanna get good at drawing that armor though I feel like I haven't quite figured them out
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so, uh, those new chapters eh?
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FLASHING WARNING
i know im the billionth person to do something like this but whatever!!! whatever !!!!
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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Was I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly; or am I now a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?
weird route bonus

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.
Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.
Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.
Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us
💝
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I sincerely love all the "ethically playing deltarune" memes
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chapter 3 secret boss: get s-rank at both of Tenna’s challenges to unlock a secret creepypasta video game in a dilapidated back room, beat the creepypasta video game by killing all the enemies undertale genocide style, re-enacting snowgrave, traversing a difficult dungeon and defeating an even more difficult boss to obtain the Shadow Mantle which is the only way you even have a fighting chance against the fucking Roaring Knight, which is to say that it won’t oneshot you on every attack but it still makes Jevil look like a walk in the park. Good luck depleting its massive hp bar while trying to weather fucking incomprehensibly hard attacks that reduce 2/3 of your party to -999 hp!
chapter 4 secret boss: if you play the piano real nice gerson’ll put on his undyne costume and teach susie to believe in herself :)
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