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i think it's so funny that tumblr had twitter polls for a week, created every sexy man/entity contest we could in that time, got bored with that, devolved into dadaist baking recipes and art pieces, and then swerved into creating complex mathematical experiments in order to prove laws of statistical analysis and human psychology. great work everyone, no notes

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Let's meet our contestants!

DO YOU LOVE THE COLOR OF THE WORM: A beauty, a legend, a classic, and one long boi - but will he be fast enough to beat out the competition? Will his length be a boon or a burden?

BE GAY DO CRIMES: He's fast, he's loud, and he's unapologetic; those bright colors are a warning not to mess with this worm! But how will he fare in a race?

WIGGLES THE FORBIDDEN ONE: The great and mighty space worm too powerful for tumblr's servers, will his uncontrollable power be enough to win him this race?

#VANILLAEXTRACTSWEEP: Strong, fragrant, and a favorite to win, does this worm have what it takes?

WYRM ON A STRING: When the going gets tough, this worm can take to the skies! Will this give him the edge he needs to win, or will he come up short?

Place your bets now!

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“It’s a pogue thing, our thing!”

OUTER BANKS | Parcel 9 (2020-) dir, Jonas Pate

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the worst fictional deaths are actually the ones you see coming, where there is enough foreshadowing that you have time to hope, against all odds, that the character will survive, even as you realise that there’s no way out this time, they’re not going to make it, this was always how it was going to end

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“You may try, but you cannot deny the truth that is your family.”

“The mighty Kylo Ren. When I found you, I saw what all masters live to see: Raw, untamed power… and beyond that, something truly special. The potential of your bloodline.”

“He is a son of Alderaan. His mother is Leia Organa.” […] “I knew his grandfather. And his mother. She was an incredible woman. Is he… is he like her?” “He is. He’d deny it. But he’s very much like her.”

“We’ve passed on all we know. A thousand generations live in you now. But this is your fight. […] Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.”

      THE LAST SKYWALKER

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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

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You don’t know my name?  No, I know your name. I want to know if you know your name.

The Amazing Spider-Man  2012, dir. Marc Webb

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TOM HOLLAND as PETER PARKER SPIDERMAN: FAR FROM HOME (2019), dir. JON WATTS

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“It was an important story-point to have those two different types of martial arts styles sung throughout the journey of Shang-Chi in this movie. One style is obviously from his mother, and then the other, more forceful traditional martial arts style is from his dad.” -  Destin Daniel Cretton 

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS (2021)

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First we get ice cream, and then I’m out. Um, yeah. So I did that. And I got completely addicted to this place that has Korean meatballs. Yeah. No, I know. Have you been there? It’s mind-blowing. That place on 6th. I know. You love it there. How do you know that? Hm? How do you know I love it there? Because, um — Because you told me. It just opened last month.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb

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Baking Matcha Cookies w/ Ben

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So much for the most wonderful time of the year.

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This could be the start of something new It feels so right To be here with you, oh And now looking in your eyes I feel in my heart The start of something new

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (January 20th, 2006) dir. Kenny Ortega

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