faehyena
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|Hyena| 18+|26|she/they|gay|♡ @slothguts ♡i don’t care if u spami post art on twitter @faehyena I like The Simpsons, Futurama, Splatoon, Vinesauce, Jerma, Dungeon Meshi, Sonic, Jojo, and Legend of Zelda :3
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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer
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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell
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Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.
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In the club smiling open mouthed with only 1 large meatwad tooth and its reflecting the strobe lights like krazy
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Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.
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non furries are so annoying about the semantics of calling something a furry. "erm wouldnt that be like.. a feathery???" its an avian and its still a furry. ok yes you can call the slug a slimy thats funny. but these are all fursonas. unless theyre not. i hope this hurts you
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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure
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