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Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

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Dear Hiring Manager, PLEASE PLEASENPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEADE PMWADE PLEASE PLEASENPLEASE PLWASE PLWASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASENPLEAASE. I look forward to hearing from you!

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Ascended!Astarion Stans being mad because Larian is making him potentially cringe in the Patch 7 update need to stop reading the fanfic. Ascended!Astarion has always been cringe. He becomes a 10 Charisma mf who thinks he has 26 Charisma. Him being like “I’m the Sun King” is exactly what he’d say. Sorry that Larian isn’t feeding into y’all kinks or whatever but the man is cringe. Unless you thirsty for Ascended!Astarion, every time he speaks he’s cringe and embarrassing. Like he turns all brand new the second he becomes ascended. I think they should make him more socially unaware and cringe tbh. Ya man is embarrassing I’m sorry but even him saying “on your knees” is cringey bc why tf this dude with 8 Strength and 10 Charisma acting like this lmaooo

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Hamas uses civilians as human shields

Can you even believe that we are nearing 11 months of active genocide and the only thing that’s changed is how much people care and are interested in being advocates for Gaza (I am watching you all lose interest in Palestine with my own eyes)

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

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Tbh, I tried to put Sally here first, but Sandy was way more suitable. Alas, I worded it wrong but who cares.

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making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

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who can relate

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real life cartoon character

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Solas, I ADORE YOU but whyyyy do you fuck EVERYTHING UP ALL THE TIME??? Literally you are SO SMART but SO FUCKING STUPID AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

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hm apparently there's public sex discourse going on right now. i cannot imagine a less qualified group of people to talk about both being in public and having sex than tumblr.com users

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