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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
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L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth
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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"
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Trying to mimic hk's artstyle ft. my soner
Silksong in less than a week :D
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kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
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why do they always give me cheese and crackers when i ask for charred coochie?
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