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I used to be on this name, but I don't go there anymore.  Sometimes I just link it randomly to be like "hey, this is what I've done before!  This is not what I do now, however."

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When I feel creative, if ever, I post it here. <3

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What I imagine a pirate muse to be, just tossing money into the ocean.  Her little mongoose is so cute too I think!  I had a bitch of a time doing those tattoos though...

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I was bored and doodled a person cosplaying as Venus.  She has a limited budget.  I think my favorite thing though is the tiara headband. xD

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I did another doodle later with what I hope is a much more graceful Crystal Prism.  I think she's adorable, personally.

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Mmph, drew this for a friend.  I know the pony's knees are wrong. ;__;'  It's her OC, Crystal Prism, making a statue of her favorite person, Discord.  One of my friends asked if I traced Discord and I snorted.  Like I have the time to trace...

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When Pandora asks me "Are you still listening?" all I imagine is an uppity girl sitting next to her boyfriend whining he's not listening to her story anymore because there are better things going on with his computer.

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Seriously. England's Queen? I'd love to have a spot of tea with her, talk about Polo and Crumpits and Harry Potter nonsense. Maybe hug, air-kiss, whatevs. If I had a drink with Obama, it'd be the single most uncomfortable thing ever.  I'd be more concerned with him going to the lavatory and running out, leaving me with the bill. G. W. Bush?  He'd probably pay for everything, drink a couple beers with me, not even think of letting me pay for a thing that night!  And Romney? We'd go to a baseball game with his whole family.

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A bubble story: Two bubbles were in love but could never touch or they would pop and die. They said "we don't care, our love will see us through!" and embraced each other. They popped and died, but their remains met and held onto each other for eternity.

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My view on long-term relationships: I just feel like at one point, if I ever date, I'm going to be sitting in my room reading something, probably H.P. Lovecraft, and my person is going to sit there fondling my breasts going, "Babe? Pet? Darling? ...I'm trying to be sexual." and I'll look at him and go, "Oh, were you? My bad. Uh... Wanna watch porn?" and he'll watch porn while I go back to reading my book.

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I sing this to my cat and he glares at me. "Fat kitty, chunky kitty, rolling all around, Chasing mice inside your dreams and never on the ground."

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So we were talking about the "updated art" the Harry Potter series is doing to re-release the books to try and make more money from the "current generation". We were wondering if they were going to have new titles, too, in which case, they should be these: Harry Potter and the Stoner's Blunt Harry Potter and the Chamber of Twerking Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Addiction Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bling Harry Potter and the Order of Chinese Food Harry Potter and the Half Dead Hooker Harry Potter and the Deathly Ringtone We think these are only the most appropriate names for the book series if they are for the "current generation".

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The Zombie Apocalypse is like trying to boil water: The more you focus on it, the more it isn't going to happen.

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Kids have Build-A-Bear. Do adults get Build-A-Kink, for sex toys? Blow on the tip and make a wish before they put the batteries in!

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*Sigh* Life is hard when you're a bubble.  Or in a bubble.  Or wish everyone else was in a bubble.  ...Bubbles are hard, man.

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Hnnngh, why.

So we're all sitting down to watch TV and this commercial comes on about KY "His and her" pleasure gel and it comes with a movie/dinner combo thing. I turn to my mother and say, "Gosh, that must be expensive."

Her response: "I got it on clearance with a coupon."

Me: D: Why would you tell me that?!