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everyone loooves when the disheveled attorney goes into the bathroom and splashes water on their face right before court but lawyers only do that under conditions of extreme stress. if your defense attorney has been properly served with discovery and given enough continuances to prepare they should NOT be gripping the sink and giving themselves steely-eyed motivational speeches in the mirror. the caseload recommendations you see online and in pet stores are WAY too high. a healthy attorney should never be running through the courthouse hallways with their blazer flapping behind them and twenty case files in hand. I don't care if you think it's "cute."

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good dynamic: character who’s too deeply rooted to a fault + character who’s never been able to form roots anywhere before

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"No I don't want to hear you talk about the mechanisms" = you hateeeee me you literally hateeee meeeee

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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

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something about how John’s name is said 73 times in the novel and 59 of those times is the title “friend john”, 9 are still said by Van Helsing without the ‘friend’ part (but still would be dear John, good John, etc), versus 3 are full naming him (not by VH or himself), and 2 are his sign offs. and how he is called jack only 13 times by only Quincey and Arthur. and how in the victorian era, first names imply intimacy and thats why he is usually called doctor seward/seward/etc. it makes sense for childhood friends like quin and art to call him jack, but why professor van helsing if not for the fact that they have an intimate relationship based on respect?

oh. wait. they do.

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vice dot com I do not think that's legal

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vice dot com I do not think that's legal

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vice dot com I do not think that's legal

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vice dot com I do not think that's legal

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vice dot com I do not think that's legal

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E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

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posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

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this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.

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Today I met happiness

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a historical transman:"despite being born as a woman, i changed my name since my youth, dressed as a man of my time, refered to myself with he/him pronounce and would literally fight anyone who ever dared to question my manhood with violence and all that i did through most of my life which lasted for decades until my very last breath. also please dont inspect my corpse. thanks."

some "feminists": omg what a girlboss!!🫢🤗 she was such an icon for going through all of that just to achieve success in male dominated jobs!!🙌 what a shame she was forced to pretend to be a guy tho🥺🙄 but dont worry queen!!😉 we will make sure to write you in as one of the greatest women in history!!😘 we got you bestie!!! 🎀🫶