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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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on the one hand, I'm really enjoying the pendulum swing away from minimalism and towards the kitschy, colorful 70s vibes with all the wavy lines and bubble letters. it's fun. on the other hand it's not really kitschy. it still seems very influenced by minimalism. the color palette is a little too careful, the tchotchkes in the coffee shops are too selectively chosen and placed. you can have one little molded glass rooster next to this weirdly shaped but still very elegant ceramic vase. tee hee isn't that so cute and quirky. it reminds me of Chris Fleming "those aren't freaks, those are attractive people with carefully vetted idiosyncrasies"

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Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…

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i think the video game is the greatest artistic medium to ever exist but unfortunately no one has made a good one yet

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coming on here after reading a book to see if there's any hate, only to find positive reviews... hmmmm

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daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

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in an isolationship

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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headphone cord unplugged by furniture 6,000 dead 23,459 injured

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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

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It's a battle for the ages; Sir Cumstance versus Sir Cumference, who will win...