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do NOT yearn for me i can and have and will disappoint thousands
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.
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can i be everything and nothing to you at once
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real
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