24 • it/he • dickbrained dog boy devoted to its owner ♡
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Wanna get a puppy worked up?
just say "oh, what's wrong puppy? No thoughts in your little head? Poor angel. Puppy doesn't wanna think when I'm here, hm? It's okay. You can be my dumb puppy." Trust me, works like a charm.
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bunny boy full of eggs
(art of @wolfertinger666's salem :p)
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Did you know if you leave your puppy without attention for too long they will disintegrate and turn into dust!? Never forget that your puppies need constant love and attention!!
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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.
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Clothing has never been more affordable, but I've compiled a mountain of evidence demonstrating that the decline in quality and durability of modern clothing is absolutely dire.
*hits play on a collection of pants ripping video clips that were clearly taken from porn scenes*
I think you'll all agree that this is unsustainable.
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Transphobic psychiatry so thoroughly pathologized the sexuality of trans women that now the entire public facing trans community is afraid to admit that erotic desire might play any part in gender identity. As if there is any more primal physio-emotional force more intrinsically wound up in gender aside from MAYBE parenthood
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis
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admires your tummy. pokes your tummy. pokes. lick. lick lick lick licks your happy trail mmmph arf
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