if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
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Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy shit where have you been all my life”
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yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
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the doctor and mr. clever
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if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh
there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible
u don’t have to assist
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