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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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look I'm sorry that when we cuddle there's a huge throbbing cock pressed against you 🥺🥺🥺 as if it's my fault 😤😤

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guys I'm sorry but I can't help having correct opinions and a really fat cock okay 🥺

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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Derrick Barry realizing nobody died at Stonewall versus Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay

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Source: @tentenchan2525

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so anyways can i come over and watch the precum leak out?

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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Oral from someone absolutely completely utterly fully and wholly obsessed with you

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The fear of abandonment isn’t just about people leaving, it’s the gut-wrenching belief that you aren’t worth staying for.

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rereading dracula after reading carmilla for the first time really makes me appreciate carmilla's efficiency in securing a place. dracula had to deal with all the logistics of the housing market meanwhile carmilla just crashed her car on someone's lawn and she got a cushy guest room and a girlfriend out of it. carmilla the woman you are

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i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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