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could only be in a relationship with someone if it’s the kind of situation where we only refer to each other by our last names

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Foreman pissed off that they lied to the patient on the "we lied to the patient" show.

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"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

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Everybody in House MD belongs in a nightmare blunt rotation. I wouldn't want to smoke with ANY of them.

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If House came out in the 2020s there would absolutely be an episode where House steals a vape from a teenage patient with the intent of mocking them and ends up getting really into it. Cuddy tries to stop him from vaping in the hospital but it turns out there’s a loophole in the anti smoking rules that mean e-cigs aren’t technically banned.

While Cuddy is on a mission to fix the rules, House is collecting the grossest, sweetest vape flavours he can find. Foreman’s pissed because House keeps blowing smoke in his face, Chase finds this really funny and Cameron is unsuccessfully trying to stage an intervention. Wilson just puts his hands on his hips and asks that House refrains from vaping in front of his lung cancer patients.

Somehow the episode ends with the reveal that cotton candy vape juice was the only thing keeping the patient alive and House’s vaping habit was actually genius medical research. Cameron and Wilson are relieved House doesn’t actually have a new addiction. Episode ends with House taking one last puff of his vape and then going to put in it the bin before reconsidering and pocketing it. This is never brought up again

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polyamory wouldn't make them normal but it would've been really fucking funny

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All of Wilson's wives hating House really does just give the vibe of getting into a relationship with someone who has an elderly cat that should really be dead 72 times over but continues to live to spite you but your partner loves the thing so you can't slip it a pack of paracetamol to rid the world of it's evil energy.

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i know i just posted this like a week ago But. now im posting it again. this time with a picture !

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i would recognize that season of television by haircut alone

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office yuri and office yaoi at these trying times

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Robert Sean Leonard to Jesse Spencer after he's clueless about the Cuddy&Rachel storyline "What show are you on? Are you on Friends?" From here. I suspect this is why Jesse was very much, "I remember that" about the adoption that fell through in this!

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I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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Wilson was BRICKED UP here

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every reblog and this twink gets stomped on like an ant