faggotcwilbur

[faggotcwilbur]

Your url makes me happy. Can I kiss you in a gay way?

yes come over [brushes dirt and ash off my jacket] [it falls on my pants]

[faggotcwilbur]

Your url makes me sad. Pls change it

your penis and also lack of swag make me sad. congratulations on your bottom surgery

[faggotcwilbur]

i've been thinking i should go on vacation

[faggotcwilbur]

sorry i was in bed what's going on

[faggotcwilbur]

damn boy do you Lay eggs. Would you Like to

no not really thanks?

[faggotcwilbur]

damn you really got -12.38 pounds in there??? that's.... kind of sad. heres thirty so i can steal fifteen so youre less..... loser-y

-🫗

hey thanks

[faggotcwilbur]

the little numbers on the back of your credit card and debit card pretty please. a man needs to eat >^_^< your social security maybe

oh ok! VISA, 4556862450390623, 11/2029, 940. btw i'm broke

[faggotcwilbur]

how am i weird i complimented you

what are you trying to get out of me

[faggotcwilbur]

smart and pretty (pats your shoulder)

you're weird

[faggotcwilbur]

ok true..., destiny and fate always Fuck me up. but idk destiny kinda kicked your ass but you're smart and pretty i think i have a good chance ^_^

.... i'm what?

[faggotcwilbur]

thanmk you it means a lot coming from u destiny has been nice to me so far whats the worst that can happen

you could get in a whirlwind relationship with a fish and she leaves you with a child and a growing sense of insecurity and then you fuck around and start a drug van with your younger brother because you love illegal activity but it gets a little too illegal and then you get betrayed and you realize that war is hell but it's all fine for a little and then this guy shows up and challenges you to an election and hes kind of cute and kind of fun but then your friend from way back who's totally gone off the rails shows up and they make a coalition and you've lost the election now and you're not sure who you're supposed to be because who would be proud of a failed president who fucked himself over and anyways you were never anything good to begin with sorry what were you saying

[faggotcwilbur]

please foreshadow my demise if i get eaten by a crow so be it who am i to disturb my fate that destiny so lovingly prepared

that's so fucking hot of you

[faggotcwilbur]

hey best friend.... are ravens or crows friendlier :( i want a litle guy but i keep getting eaten

i will probably end up foreshadowing your demise first of all

[faggotcwilbur]

even if he was gay Wilbur couldn't reclaim because I don't like him

this input is so valuable i'm going to go on a pilgrimage.

[faggotcwilbur]

not only am I in your house I am in your walls

can you get me a snack

[faggotcwilbur]

you guys don't care about the crushing whirlpool of misery i'm stuck in unless it includes my bisexual swag is that it? go fuck yourselves

[faggotcwilbur]

sexually also btw

do you like women

yes. i'm a femminist