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"Timeless" Toni Storm vs Mariah May AEW Revolution 2025 📸: Ryan Loco
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm
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a trip to paris sounds good…..🤭🤭🤭

#sorry gunther this is about william#oh my god look AT HIM#look at that old man loooooook at him#his tits his waist his old man swag fuck fuck
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got doubled tagged~ thanks @erotomox & @bardthestoner
fave color: yellow or green :)
currently reading: my EMS text book :|
last song: i think the last song was "ground floor" or "3SUM" by figgy baby
last film: this is so funny bc i randomly watched a horror movie last night by myself (unusual as i watch nearly everything with my gf) called "a new life." it was...a movie, ig.
last tv series: king of the hill lmao. thats what i always just have on in the house or go to sleep to. otherwise it was wrestling or survivor lol.
sweet, savory, or salty: sweet, its a problem.
tea or coffee: im a coffee & caffeine addict. lets fucking go
working on: everything? lmao i never post fic anymore. at least no enough. it's got this one ive written a lot of thats like...the best way to describe it is insane serial killer meet cute. but ive also got a claudio ageplay fic that ive rewritten from scratch like 3 times, & a new torture death riders prince yuta fic that maybe something.
tags: anyone idk im sorry
nine (actually ten) mutuals id like to get to know better
thank you to all my mutuals who tagged me !!! ^^ ( @maineventpvnk @dxrkxess @glitterkairi @anacondavise & @punkmendezfan ) sorry i didn’t respond sooner 😅 !!!
favorite color: pink ^_^ i also love a pretty light green
currently reading: nothing much really, but i’m trying to find Maus II by art spiegelman
last song: like real people do by hozier
last film: irma la douce (1963)
last tv series: the last of us S2 (2025)
sweet, salty, or savory: savory 🤤🤤🤤🤤 close second is sweet !
tea or coffee: COFFEEE 🤤🤤🤤 the only tea id drink is bubble/boba
working on: my animal crossing island bc those two specific loser wrestlers (hangman and swerve) got me addicted to it again… also working on animal crossing fanart of the two ^_^
tags (/nf) 🏷️ : @bardthestoner @oswaldtheluckywolf @fantasticalleigh @slvt4ripleyz @kyupepper @d-lanx @madhatterbri @ariga-chu @cm-punks-bbl @jimmyusoz (ik this is ten but idc)
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StokelyHathaway: #blessed
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#confused dog#like he was barking and realized he was out numbered#his jowls even shaking like a dog
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AEW COLLISION | 06.21.25
#jon chickens are marks farm#adam gardens and grew up on a tobacco farm#i know thats hard to keep track of baby its ok#a lot of wrestlers seem to have farms
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