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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..
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“i don’t even live in nyc but im happy” you should be!!!!!!!!!! outside of all the local ramifications this is a win that can serve as an example to guard against defeatist loser democrat establishments in other cities and states who count on you believing that we can never Go Further Left because that is the realm of thought experiments and not electoral power… look around you! hope is one of our most powerful weapons and this is a sign that change is not only something to feel wistful about as the unknown future but a real tangible possibility when you let young people organize and mobilize and put forth a clear message. it’s coalition building!!! this is good for EVERYONE!!!! he was endorsed and supported by the dsa for fuck’s sake. also this is not diminished by whatever happens in the general and whatever his tenure ends up looking like. tbh. we can continue to run campaigns like this and win like this.
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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer
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Parents love giving their kids severe panic attacks by blaming them for shit they didn't do.
#Skylar tag#Juno currently isn't here because Justin decided to interrogate her for something she didn't even do#Which. As you can imagine. Caused a severe breakdown.#If this happens one more time I swear to god i'm setting this house on fire with him inside of it.
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no no you misunderstand! i didnt say i headcanon this character as plural! i said they will be plural by the time im done with them.
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Having fictives is so funny sometimes like. no he would not fucking say that. he told me so
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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i need kissie i need hug. i need hundred thousand bug
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.
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charlie standing up against chat's ableism is the single coolest thing he's done in years. my disabled heart just soared
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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.
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