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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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some vibes presented without elaboration

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hey bro, is it okay if i sculpted a chibi version of you? not because I want to sculpt you or anything, I just want to see what you would look like. in a chibi style. I MEAN what somebody else would look like in a chibi style. also my main palette has a material that only you sell and I use it for everything. just. helping the economy, y'know? yeah okay. great. WHAT! YOU'LL BE GONE?!? FOR 2 WEEKS!? I MEAN. yeah. no, no, yeah, it's cool. yeah, I'll hang up now.

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laying an egg quietly and demurely. laying an egg coquettishly

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obsessed with how the conversation just kinda stills after joe asks scar and cub (vexes) and jevin (a slime) which one of them is the monster nearby. they're just kinda laughing and looking at each other while bdubs tries to sleep

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Let's talk about it.

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scar just called bdubs “mr. one hundred” btw. fic writers

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why is joel acting like we're the ones being weird rn. the thing he did first is objectively weirder, completely unasked for, and now its on us to stop talking about it? ok mr Fuck About It by Waterparks. ok.

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another day, another “read a fanfic where someone has no idea how to write pussy-eating”, so, ya know what, from your resident pussy connoisseur, below the cut are some fun tips to get those fictional bits going based on years of practice. 👅💦

There is more than just the clit and the vaginal entrance, Dragging the tongue over the whole surface of the labia minora and the clitoral hood is a really good way to warm someone up. Stimulation all over is useful when getting started, especially to avoid overstimulation.

When you’re actually down there, it’s surprising how much like a runway everything is structured. With one long swipe of the tongue, from bottom to top, you can reach the vaginal opening, the entire labia and the clitoris.

A long stroke of the flat of the tongue from the vaginal opening up to the clit provides more pressure, and is more stimulating and enticing than simply flicking the tip of the tongue over the clit.

Clitoral stimulation can be a delicate balance. Instead of focusing directly on the clit, you will tend to get better mileage by circling it with the tip of the tongue, and stimulating the clitoral hood. It’s far easier to drag out the pleasure and to avoid overstimulation that way.

If you’re going to suck on your partner’s clit, give them a break every couple seconds. Too much prolonged pressure will very, very quickly become overstimulating in some people in the “you’re done”, kick you in the head, kind of way. This comes from personal experience.

It is physically exhausting to simply tongue-fuck someone, and you will tire yourself out quicker than you think with all that thrusting. In personal experience, it’s also the least exciting technique on the receiving end, but ymmv based on preference. There’s no shame in using fingers to stimulate internally while you use your mouth on the outside.

On that note, in extended sessions, mouth ache tends to come in at the bottom jaw, where the tongue connects to the bottom and sides of the mouth, as that’s where the muscle is flexing the most. Depending on how hard you push/how long you go for, your mouth can be sore into the following day. However, like any muscle, you can train your tongue to last longer without hurting with enough practice.

Pussies are messy. Whether you like it or not, you are right in the splash zone. Only wiping your mouth when you’re done will not be enough. You’ll likely need to wipe your nose, chin and possibly neck as well.

Added to that, unless your partner is clean shaven or trimmed very short, you will get pubic hair in your mouth. It is just a side effect, and it’s no big deal if you have to pause to pick a hair out. If you’re lucky and your partner is into it, sometimes you can stealthily get it off your tongue by dragging it along their thigh, but honestly, it’s not that big a deal.

Vaginal arousal fluid is usually tart to the taste, almost a sharp sort of tang. However, the whole “you taste so good” thing only lasts a couple minutes at most. You’ll inevitably be using mostly saliva as a lubricant, and at that point, pussy doesn’t really taste that remarkable.

Using your hands to spread the labia majora to get in there only works for so long. Eventually, either your fingers or their bits will get slippery enough that it will become a chore to keep readjusting. There will be a definite point at which it’s more effective to just faceplant into the pussy and go to town.

When someone cums from vaginal oral, chances are, you’re probably not going to get it in your mouth. 99% of the time, if they’re lying on their back, your tongue is going to be focused on the upper portion of the organ, around the clit and labia, and any fluid is going to hit you square in the chin.

The only time this is not relevant is if your partner is sitting on your face. If they’re facing you/the top of your head, you’ll probably end up with it all over your neck and chest. if they’re facing away/your body, you’ll end up with it all over your face and probably in your hair. Highly recommend that with that position, you keep your eyes closed.

And finally, oral, like all sex, is objectively funny. All the muscles in that area of the body are holding hands. Sometimes, people accidentally pass gas when they cum, or you’ll end up laughing over a hair you can’t get off the tip of your tongue, or whatever else can happen. Taking it too seriously is a vibe killer. You’ve got your mouth on someone else’s bits. Lighten up!

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But babe you love being gaslit

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Hermits reacting to you telling them you're infertile

Bdubs: it's ok, we're not

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ive never drawn them sleepy together before and that is a CRIME

based off of this post ^_^

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Why does Zedaph sound so earnest in this clip

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate