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her: you gotta be a car that transforms into a cyborg pony then into a small biplane if you think we're fuckin

me:

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i'm the lena dunham of incest porn

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ok im so back in this stupid fucking fic. i might be the voice of a generation

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fanfic as a genre inherently lends itself to the sensual flowery writing of romance, fantasy, erotica, and modern YA, so coming at it when that is NOT ur area of expertise is A Trying Endeavor

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what else was peewee herman supposed to do in that porno theater

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accidentally sat down and opened instagram in 2/3rds of the way through big annoying physically taxing household project i’ve been putting off for a month lets all kill ourselves

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thank you anais nin

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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i do chuckle when i see posts from trans men like "wow men don't do things for me/aren't nice to me now that i've transitioned" bc like no shade literally so good for you alex im legitimately so happy u were a beautiful woman who became an okay looking man and men used to be nice to u. i can't even imagine what that's like.

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"I really see vampires as transcending gender. If you make them absolutely straight or absolutely gay, you limit the material. They can be either one. They have a polymorphous sexuality. They see everything as beautiful." - Anne Rice

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$20 used to mean something

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addison rae and her two incredibly chic producers created a pop album so perfect tate mcrae has been wiped from existence

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The White Lotus | Season 3 Saxon + how other people see him

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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of course he has a knife we all have knives it’s 1183 and we’re barbarians

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!