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Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

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making thibgs... to send people

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kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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Hello tumblr, im doing something of a mini survey so i have two questions:

1. Did you know before reading this that there was mercury present in thermometer fluid

2. Regardless of your previous answer would you say this was common knowledge

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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

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can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

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Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

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do kids these days know about glomping?

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

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No one is allowed to write another Les Mis fic ever again