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FOR THE LOVE OF HOUSTON KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR CURRENT DAY TO DAY LIFE

Awsten is obviously happy as he is actually giving us the things that we have been previously promised and I know that we can get

Call me, beep me

To 1 million (honestly his favorite number) by DECEMBER 1st we are a little under half way there so just keep up the good work and making the man happy

AND REMEMBER THE SLOGAN

HAPPY AWSTEN HAPPY LIFE WITH MORE WATERPARKS

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This is so cute! 🫣💚

SO CUTE I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

remember when this thing was green

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🔔 THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔔

The fuckery of a man named Awsten Knight said if we get GH2024 to a number that is smaller then 1 million but larger then 10 then he will give us more unreleased content

You know the format by now so I am going to skip over the part where I tell you to do 4 rounds of GH2024 with a random song in between for 24 hours until September 1st (which is 12 days away)

I KNOW HE IS ALREADY GIVING US THE SINGLE CDS WITH ALL THE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SONGS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU DONT HAVE TO STREAM THE SONG

this one isn’t as hard as FAI2 so I know Damn well y’all can get the song to his preferred stream count

Also if you don’t stream the song you’re adopted and awsten didn’t want to be the reason you found out but here we are

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Hello fellow parx goers I am once again on the grind to get some secret songs that our lord and savor has put before us on a pedestal

THE NUMBER IS LESS THAN 1 MILLION SO I KNOW THAT WE CAN GET THIS ACHIEVEMENT

WE ONLY NEED TO GET GH2024 to 300,000 streams before September 1st 🥇

If I have learned anything while being within this community it’s that we can get the stream numbers and I believe in you that we can get this to get the gold

Go ahead and start with the standard format of

4 rounds of GH2024 3 times in a row with a random song in between for exactly 24 hours

Later today I will be back with the actual math but we have approximately 13 days to get this done and I know we can do it!!

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DID YOU KNOW GEOFF FACTS!

Fact number 13452 💚💖🫣

This Beyblade of a man has a favorite waterparks song and I know you are going to be shocked!

It’s Easter egg if you don’t know geoff is number 1 twitch streamer for Mario kart and on a warm Monday afternoon at around 1 pm Texas time he proceeded to tell us that he would LOVE even shall I say DIE if he got to perform Easter egg live!

But like every video game that has a hero it then has a villain and as we know awsten might be a baby girl but so is bowser and we have to beat awsten at his own game

Awsten won’t let the song be on the set list because he says it’s not popular enough which makes Geoff sad 😭

All you🫵🏼 have to do is stream Easter egg and get it to the most streamed waterparks song and I know we can do it a lot of you lovely brave patrons have helped me in the time of need for FAI2 and I ask again for your assistance

JUSTICE FOR GEOFF

JUSTICE FOR EASTER EGG

FIGHT THE MAN (awsten knight)

EASTER EGG FOR THE SUMMER

Do you want to disappoint your Geoff?

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IM NOT DEAD BY THE WAY I KNOW AWSTEN DIED IN 2016 BUT IM STILL HERE

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STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM

FAI2

This is how you should be streaming I just wanted to give you an example for the visual peeps

FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2

Snow globe instrumental

STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM

Gwen stafani (the song)

FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2 FAI2

Country parx

STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM

ANY SONG THAT THIS WHITE MAN WITH TWO FUCKING EYE COLORS WILL GIVE US FOR THE LOVE OF OTTO (awsten loves that man in a non platonic way and you know it)

WE HAVE TWO DAYS PLEASE PLEASE

Also shout out @cecil-less-watcher for being a comrade and spreading the word

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WE HAVE THREE DAYS!!!!!

We are sitting at 579,813 streams on Spotify now I know that not everyone uses Spotify and I know that there are other streaming platforms and all I ask is whatever you use to please please stream FAI2

Awsten is just chilling on a “boys” trip we are breaking out backs carrying this team to 1 million we are on the down hill of the climb we have been trying to reach but I know that we can do this not just for us but for all waterparks out there

REMEMBER THE REASONS WHY WE ARE DOING THIS!

Gwen stafani (the song)

A random Geoff song

Jawn even might throw in a song he likes

Snow globe instrumental

Lucas content

Please we can do this

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GIRL HE DID WHAT? 😨🫣

WITH WHO?? 👀👀

YOU’RE TELLING ME HE RE DID FAI AND INSTEAD OF BLACKBEAR HE HAD ZEFF

AND!!!!!!! WE ARE HALF WAY TO A MILLION STREAMS AND ONLY HAVE 6 DAYS LEFT

Good afternoon pookies I hope y’all are having an amazing day and streamed FAI2 in whatever format you have chosen either the 24 hour route or the once or twice a day

Either way I’m here to do the lords work and once again solicit on your tumblr feeds to ask for your help and donations of your time and your receiptify and stream FAI2! If you need me to go over the format again I can but I think you know the drill

🔔Jingle jingle Gwen Stafani (the song) am I keeping your attention 🔔jingle snow globe instrumental 🔔jingle jingle jingle a random Otto song I know you want

AS THE💖LADY SABRINA 💖HAS SAID BEFORE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP US GET TO A MILLION STREAMS BY THE 20th THATS ONLY 6 DAYS I KNOW WE CAN DO IT

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Why is this man cute!

#nomakeup

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GOOD AFTERNOON POOKIES 🦄🐸

Did you know there is ONLY 24 hours in a day and we only have 7 more days to complete our task at hand!!

I am once again here to beg on your doorstep and to please stream FAI2 it’s a really good song i promise I wouldn’t lie to you I love you to much to do that but I know I have been preaching the format and how 18 brave soldiers could get the job done but I am here with a alternative route

🔔 format 1🔔 18 soldiers required 🫵🏼

4 rounds of FAI2 three times in a row with a random song in between for EXACTLY 24hours for the next 7 days

🔔format 2🔔 55,477 soldiers required 🫵🏼

55,477 people stream FAI2 ONCE A DAY for the next 7 days you could even do twice a day if you were feeling spicy 🥵

I feel like I have given everyone a fair amount of options and now it’s your choice to choose which one you feel is best for you and this country

Because either way we are getting 55,477 streams daily which is will get us the rest of the streams we need to get 1million in 7 days

🎀 Gwen stafani (the song) 🎀

❄️🔮 snow globe instrumental 🔮❄️

📱 random vault song that has been locked away in a bucee’s in Texas📱

You should treat this the way you would the fundraisers in elementary school I PROMISE WE ARE GETTING BETTER PRIZES WITH THIS

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In case you needed proof

🔥I PROMISE IM NOT A LIAR LIKE AWATEN🔥

I think it would be so hot and sexy of you to also stream FAI2

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Did you know that I’m streaming FAI2

Well you should’ve we are getting so close to the deadline we have 8 DAYS LEFT!!!!!

It’s only going to take 24 hours of your day for the next 8 days to get FAI2 to 1 million streams I need 18 people to dedicate their time, and life to getting this song to the place we need it to be

🔔 REMEMBER THE FORMAT🔔

🔔4 rounds of FAI2 three times in a row with a random song in between for 24 hours for the next 18 days!🔔

this fuck ass man said we can get two random songs and he doesn’t normally give us things so I am really wanting this and I would hope as fans of these men you would to!!!

🎀 Gwen Stafani (the song) 🎀

🤠 country parx🤠

❄️🔮Snow globe instrumental 🔮❄️

📱A random vault song that Awsten didn’t loose when his phone died 📱

PLEASE I KNOW I HAVE BEEN ASKING ALOT BUT IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT IN THE END I PROMISE

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THIS BAND BELIEVES IN UNICORNS 🦄

And they also believe in you! 🫵🏼 we are making the streams go up in a large amount every day! And I have come here to give you the people, the community the news update and the new numbers! We still need to be streaming FAI2 In the format of

4 rounds of FAI2 three times in a row with a random song in between for EXACTLY 24 hours then we can get to a million views

We have only 11 days left and all I need is 18 comrades who are willing do to the heavy back breaking lifting of streaming for the 24 hours until the 20th to get us to the million!

awsten took back what he said about us being a pussy all because we are showing the man who is the boss in this relationship and it’s not him it’s us the people we need to continue to show him that we aren’t going to take his shit

We are demanding a country song

We are expecting Gwen stafani (the song)

We are super hopeful he can talk Geoff into releasing instrumental snow globe (we are not strong enough to tell geoff what to do just awsten)

So please all I need is 18 people for the next 11 days to do this with me side by side

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GUYS WE ARE SITTING AT 330,707 streams!!! IM SO PROUD OF EVERYONE WHO IS STREAMING we still need 669,293 streams to get to a million and we have 14 days!!!!!

I know that I have been putting big numbers but I have been doing the math to break it down to smaller numbers we still need to be streaming FAI2 for 24 hours in the format of

4 rounds of FAI2 3 times in a row with a random song in between for exactly 24 hours

I need about 13 brave people willing to stream for 24 hours to get us to the last 669,293 streams that we need! To get to a million we are close I know we can do it

The man himself has said he will give us the country song!!!!

And that he actually wants to give us a fighting chance!!

He DOES BELIEVE IN US AND SO DO I!!!💚💚💚

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WHO LET THESE DOGS OUT?!? 🐕🐩🐕‍🦺

It was you wasn’t it? All because you won’t stream FAI2 to get to a million. Do you hate country music? Hate it when bands make new versions of their own songs?

Well too bad because I love it I want to get these dogs back into their enclosures and the only way that it can happen is with 24 hours of awsten knight barking and the only place you can find that is in FAI2 all you have to do is

4 rounds of FAI2 3 times in a row with a random song in between for EXACTLY 24 hours for the next 14 days!!! Yes we got an extension!!!!

I really need my fellow comrades help me these dawgs are just running amuck and just playing Mario kart and holding on to a bad energy ring

All you have to do is stream the song it can be in the background while you sleep and it still counts

Do you really want parx country?

Do you crave the attention of Gwen stafani ( the song)

What about getting real super dark 2 early

I want and desire all of these things so I’m counting on you 🫵🏼

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Look a wild baby girl want to know how to capture him? It’s super easy all you have to do is stream FAI2!

I need 246 brave souls who is willing to stream FAI2 for 24 hours a day! We only have 8 DAYS I am begging on my knees while I jingle this baby girl of a man in front of you to get the 1 million streams that we need to get the two vault songs that he has distracted us with while he works on something top secret

If you think that it is impossible to get the song to a million streams in 8 days don’t worry fellow citizens I have done all the math that is needed all we need is 246 souls the stream FAI2 for EXACTLY 24 HOURS FOR THE NEXT 8 DAYS IN THE FORMAT

4 rounds of FAI2 three times in a row with a random song in between for exactly 24 hours for the next 8 days

Then we the people of the property wouldn’t be allowing a wet cat of a man have the upper hand

I really would love to see what these Texas men consider country music

I would die if they released Gwen stafani ( the song) from the cage it’s being held in

I’m doing my part in this campaign all I ask is that you do the same

DONT LET THIS LIAR KEEP YOU FROM THE JOYS OF PURE HAPPINESS