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[failed-voice-synthesizer]

I'm already rich! Please stop telling me this...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

[Miku takes another step backwards. And another. And another]

i think... I think I'll be okay.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

I have another opportunity. Like...

[Miku flicks through a couple menus.]

This one! See, it lists me as... level one street singer.

[You can see her eye twitch slightly at that phrase.]

Which is... um... not ideal. But I'll level up! And... grind. And such. I did it once! I can do it again.

Even though it was some other you. Who, lest we forget, actually sang.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Um... No thank you! i... erm... really appreciate the offer! I truly do, but I have... different... career oppurtunities? Yeah...! I have other career options.

[Miku takes a step back, slowly.]

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・��‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Squish

Hey! That's not very nice... (♯｀∧´).

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

[After releasing her hand, Miku sat down to talk with Sel and Nef.]

So, is it just... normal, for people to appear like this? Neither of you seem surprised by my sudden arrival.

[There is a knock at the tower door. Opening it shows Hatsune Miku standing outside.]

Um... Hello? Is this the Nefarious Wizard's tower?

OH MY GOD HATSUNE MIKU!! YES THIS IS MY TOWER!

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

Well? Pay your tax!

pov: you forgot the miku tax

[failed-voice-synthesizer]

[Miku held her hand out for Sel to shake it. She seems unperturbed by the fucked up surgery.]

[There is a knock at the tower door. Opening it shows Hatsune Miku standing outside.]

Um... Hello? Is this the Nefarious Wizard's tower?

OH MY GOD HATSUNE MIKU!! YES THIS IS MY TOWER!