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goncharoved

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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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hey has anyone noticed the number 5 got a little smaller

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I never judge a book by its cover. As an empath with synesthesia, I can sense the moral constitution of a book just by smelling it. I don't even look at them before buying. I consume books voraciously and literally, I'll chew through paper faster than my own weight in termites. I am morally superior to any of you, as I consume only the most ethically pure and untainted books and have never read a problematic book in my life. I can't read at all.

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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

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by @beetlemoses

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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yeah

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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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Any day now