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i hope all porn bots die

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sword art takes place in 2022. good luck in the game

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?

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900sqft loft in bushwick, brooklyn, NYC

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I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

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this video has firmly lodged itself into my brain like i cant stop fucking saying cinnamon snails cinnamon snails while performing tasks. ill experience literally any minor inconvenience and the OH NO will ring out in my brain. my nickname in every discord server is cinnamon snails now

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just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

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Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

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i was just scrolling through a discord chat and

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARLIE DOING ON A BODY PILLOW??????????? WHY IS MY MAN CHARLIE "MOIST CR1TIKAL" PENGUINZ0 TRAPPED ON A PILLOWCASE WHY IS MICHAEL REEVES THERE

I'M SO CONFUSED??????????? WHERE IS THIS

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Friend Shaped yarn

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hes my little meow meow

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ROBERT PATTINSON as BRUCE WAYNE in

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

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FLY GUY FROM SUPER MARIO 64

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crash

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he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling

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the consumerist mentality

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