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Sonic The Hedgehog Pick Up Lines

I want to wear you like a Razer headset Gaming Equipment I’ll slam you against the wall like my controller General Are you a torch? Because you light up my world. Mindcraft Hey baby, you wanna see my hidden blade? Assassin’s Creed Call me Kirby, ’cause I’m talking you to Dreamland. Kirby I’d jump over a thousand barrels to save you. Donkey Kong Hay baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Vally? Fall Out Nice pants, baby. What’s the drop rate? World of Warcraft I’ve got one heart left and it’s beeping for you. General Baby, I’ve been Z-targeting you all night. Legend of Zelda Wanna see who’s got the longer Dagger of Xian? Tomb Raider I’ll never skip the cutscenes of your conversation General They don’t call me Super for nothing. Super Mario Brothers My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need World of Warcraft Let’s breed chocobos… the old-fashioned way! Final Fantasy You’re the Princess Peach to my Mario Super Mario Brothers Whoa! Those pants make even yer butt look buff! Tomb Raider There’s a Himalayan idol somewhere in my pants. Tomb Raider Want to touch my Staff of Rampant Growth? World of Warcraft Like Ezio, I’m great from behind and above Assassin’s Creed What do you say I take my flag to your base and score? Halo Are you a Wii? Because I love your joystick Gaming Equipment I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day. Super Mario Brothers I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal. Mindcraft I’ll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one. Kingdom Hearts Zidane: You wanna see something my tail can do? Final Fantasy Is it true what they say about British duchesses? Tomb Raider Yeah, that’s right… I’m hung like a tauren. World of Warcraft I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple. Legend of Zelda Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky Mindcraft If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me? Gaming Equipment I’m like an Xbox; I can go 360 all night long Gaming Equipment Are you a Deku Nut? Because you’re stunning me. Legend of Zelda You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on. Mindcraft Wat out… I just ate a big dot and I’m coming after you. Pac-Man Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash. Donkey Kong Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished me Mortal Kombat I’ve got one heart left and its beeping for you. Legend of Zelda Not even the sands of time could pull us apart. Prince of Persia Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low. World of Warcraft Your heart is like a dungeon; large and full of treasure General Baby, you look beautiful and pure, just like Aeris. Final Fantasy Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride? World of Warcraft Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes. Tomb Raider I took an arrow to the knee! From cupid, after seeing you. General Come on, girl… I have the blessing of protection! World of Warcraft Girl, I’ve got a gold ring with your name on it. Sonic the Hedgehog Want to fuse Kinstones? I’d bet they fit perfectly. Legend of Zelda Call me Lara Croft because I’m about to go Tomb Raiding. Tomb Raider I’m no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime! World of Warcraft Baby, not even Namine could erase my memories of you. Kingdom Hearts Can I show you how it feels to wear a Deadlock suit? Ratchet & Clank Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb. Halo If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day. Super Mario Brothers If you were a map pack, I’d download you. First Person Shooting Game Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world Gaming Equipment You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants. First Person Shooting Game You must be from nether, because you are out of this world. Mindcraft Are you up for a little tactical insertion? First Person Shooting Game Without you, I feel like I’m in a world that never was. Kingdom Hearts You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me. Super Mario Brothers It’s dangerous to go alone! Here, take this! (Hold their hand) General Looking at you makes me feel like Gordon Freeman…speechless. Half-Life You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds. First Person Shooting Game I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi. Super Mario Brothers I’d better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB! Legend of Zelda You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time. Legend of Zelda You must be lava, you’re so hot and I can’t help falling in you General Flash Man must be nearby because when I saw you time stopped. Astro Boy I’ve got an idea for a dig I think you’ll be interested in… Tomb Raider Your body is like an open world, I never want to stop exploring General For you I would travel all levels around the world. Super Mario Brothers Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems. World of Warcraft Are you the patch notes? Because I can’t get enough of you Online Gaming I’ve got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House Final Fantasy If I were Cloud and you were Tifa, I’d be glad aeris died. Final Fantasy You’re so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart. First Person Shooting Game Sitcky going out! Sorry, you’re just that hot! First Person Shooting Game Girl, is your name Roxas? Because you’re rocking that ass. Kingdom Hearts Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian. Mindcraft Are you a vendor, because I’d like to browse your goods. World of Warcraft How many COD points does it take to unlock you? First Person Shooting Game I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration. First Person Shooting Game I’m gonna be Bigocto this time, and I’m gonna suck you up. Legend of Zelda Full character customization could never capture your beauty Online Gaming Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Mindcraft What’s a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this? Legend of Zelda Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer? World of Warcraft Cloud: My hair’s not the only thing that’s pointy right now! Final Fantasy Are you a telo-eksplosija?? Because you’re blowing up my mind Resident Evil Once you go Demacian you never go back, I Garen – tee it. League of Legends Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing Online Gaming I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you. Legend of Zelda Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up. Super Mario Brothers You must be a redstone torch, because you’re extending my piston! Mindcraft I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire! Mindcraft Are you my somebody? ‘Cause I’d like to become one with you. Kingdom Hearts You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall. Mindcraft I better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot. Legend of Zelda Do you play World of Warcraft? Because you make me say WoW World of Warcraft Care to come over for my house for a little co-op? First Person Shooting Game Are you related to Glass Joe? Because you’re an easy Knockout! Street Fighter Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow. Super Mario Brothers I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you. Halo I’d better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot. Legend of Zelda Baby, did you just cast thundaga? Because you are electrifying! Kingdom Hearts How ’bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot Legend of Zelda My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip! World of Warcraft Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match? First Person Shooting Game Baby, did you just cast firaga? Because you set my heart aflame! Kingdom Hearts Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants. Halo Are you a part of the Triforce? Because you’re my missing Link. Legend of Zelda I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you. Halo You’re like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up. General I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you? Final Fantasy I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart. Kingdom Hearts If we lived in Minecraft, I’d build you a mansion out of nether quartz Mindcraft Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet. Kingdom Hearts Wait till you see what my combo points can do in the bed room. World of Warcraft Is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Kingdom Hearts You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise! World of Warcraft You must be a Rogue because I was stunned when I first saw you. World of Warcraft Baby, do you need a phoenix down? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous! Final Fantasy Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world! Kingdom Hearts Baby, did you just cast blizzaga? Because time froze when I met you! Kingdom Hearts Is that a Handcannon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Resident Evil Baby, I’m going to have to summon Shiva, because you’re just too hot! Final Fantasy That’s not an m60 in my pants, I’m just happy to see you. First Person Shooting Game I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode. Halo You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time. Mindcraft Are you a vault hunter, because you’ve got a loot chest that I want to open. General I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container. Legend of Zelda I would run around the world for you… without lightweight. First Person Shooting Game So it’s all about survival with you, huh? Wanna help the species survive? Tomb Raider (eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go? Halo Man, I feel like Sonic in the water, ’cause you’ve got breathless. Sonic the Hedgehog I think something’s wrong with my auto-aim, because I can’t take my eyes off you. Halo I have never found true love, until you opened the Kingdom to my Heart. Kingdom Hearts Don’t worry babe, I’m a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers. General Forget that rogue. As a Druid, I’ve got the strength AND the agility. World of Warcraft You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished. Legend of Zelda I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? Halo Rose are #FF000; Violet are #0000FF; All my base are belong to you. Super Mario Brothers Warlocks are masters of shadow magic. That means we do it in the dark. World of Warcraft You should audition for the next final fantasy! You’re already one for me. Final Fantasy I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? Halo I’d catch a grenade for you… it’s ok, I’ve got FlakJacket pro! First Person Shooting Game How ’bout we meet at Underpass and I’ll Tactically insert you. First Person Shooting Game I think something’s wrong with my auto-aim, because I can’t take my eyes off you. General I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? General I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes. Super Mario Brothers Get down with me, baby, and I’ll make you have a Limit Break all night long. Final Fantasy Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven. First Person Shooting Game When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”… I would have to agree. Halo Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind! First Person Shooting Game

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Dungeons and Dragons Pick Up lines

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN “Baby, if that AC wasn’t so high…..I’d hit that” I always suggest this one when this pops up… Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…all 3 of those deadly rays. “Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation…” Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game’s epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you. I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share. Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don’t come home with me tonight. Are you a Beholder? ‘Cause I’d like to be-holdin’ that ass you fine momma Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma Hey girl, you’re so fine, I’m taking -2 to attack rolls. Hey girl, can I make a save vs. awestruck? Hey girl, with that face, you must have +10 Charisma. Hey girl, are you a wizard? ‘Cuz you cast a spell on me. Hey girl, are you a sorcerer? ‘Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned. Hey girl, are you a bard? ‘Cuz you’re plucking at my heartstrings. Hey girl, are you a barbarian? ‘Cuz your style is all the rage. Hey girl, are you a cleric? ‘Cuz you make me feel healed. Hey girl, are you a fighter? ‘Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side. Hey girl, are you a medusa? ‘Cuz you’re making me hard. Hey girl, can I make a save vs. boner? Hey girl, are you a rebel drow house? ‘Cuz you’re causing a stir in my underdark… Hey girl, are you looking for a bag of holding? ‘Cuz I’ve got a bag you can hold… Hey girl, I hope you’re a druid, ‘cuz this animal wants to be…handled. Hey girl, I hope you’re not a monk, since I’m tired of hands. Hey girl, got any implements? Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure? Hey girl, uses mage hand I’ve got magic fingers… Hey girl, I hope you’re a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting anal. Hey girl, ever fucked a flameskull? Hey girl, are you a succubus? ‘Cuz I wanna fuck you. Hey girl, what do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common?They can all vouch for me. Hey girl, what do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind. Feeling wild, baby? That’s okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal. You must be a controller, because your AC so low I gotta hit that. Conversely, an insult would probably be to say you need a Spot Check to see a guy’s dick. /shrugs You can be my dungeon master any time you want “I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement! Hey, babe, wanna go get prone? Don’t worry, I’ve got protection aura. Don’t worry, it’ll be over in a blink. I think your beauty just flanked me, ’cause I sure feel flat-footed. Wanna wield a broadsword?

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