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Hufflepuff: *hugs Slytherin*

Slytherin: What is this? What are you doing?

Hufflepuff:...It's called a hug.

Slytherin: It's fucking weird.

Hufflepuff: Do you want me to stop?

Slytherin:...No

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Hufflepuff: *says something*

Slytherin:

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Hufflepuff: What does a duck say?

Baby: Quack!

Hufflepuff: Good job! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Hufflepuff: Well done! What does papa say?

Baby: Hiss hiss motherfucker

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin: That’s definitely our baby

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Hufflepuff: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive.

Slytherin: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and I can smell sounds. Please kill me.

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Inter-House Couples

Gryffindor/Hufflepuff: Lots of cuddling by the fire. Playful competitions. Singing theatre duets together in the shower. Chilling with messy hair and old pajamas and not caring. Netflix binges. Very fluffy. Share clothes. Lots of little butterfly kisses.

Gryffindor/Ravenclaw: Does lots of things For Science! Movie nights, especially old films. Can talk about any topic for hours on end. Hiking together. Do crosswords together. End up in the hospital wing a lot for trying to invent new spells. Very sassy.

Gryffindor/Slytherin: DAMN. Acts like the perfect couple in public to make everyone jealous, but argue about chicken nuggets when alone. Still perfect though. Matching tattoos. Concert dates. Sneak out of class to hang out in the forest. 

Slytherin/Hufflepuff: Playful FIGHT ME’s. Sending each other memes randomly throughout the day. Cry together. A lot. Fall asleep on each other on the train. Teasing. Sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night. Deep, 2am sleepover conversations. Lots of PDA.

Slytherin/Ravenclaw: Holy Power Couple. Matching outfits. Fancy ass dinners at fancy ass places, or Taco Bell. No middle ground. Random fact competitions. Won’t tell each other their Tumblr URLs. Dye their hair crazy colours without telling anyone. Piggy back rides!!

Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff: Reading together. Baking cookies at 2am. Super supportive 24/7. Probably vlog together. Artsy Instagram selfies. Puns. Oh god, the puns. Write poetry/songs for each other. One does the other’s hair while studying. Hand holding is a must.

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Hufflepuff: *looking up at the ceiling at 4am* why doesn’t Tumblr have yellow font?

Slytherin: *looks over at Hufflepuff* one of the saddest mysteries

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Hufflepuff: Slytherin and I were eating nachos and he was struggling to get the good stuff on his chip so I used my chip to push it on his and he stopped and looked at me and said 'THIS is the type of support I need in a relationship.'

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Hufflepuff: Hey Sly, Knock knock!

Slytherin, cautiously: Who's there?

Hufflepuff: Kiss

Slytherin: Kiss who?

Hufflepuff: Kiss me.

Slytherin: Did you just-

Slytherin: Did you just confess to me via knock knock joke?

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Hufflepuff:*hugs Slytherin*

Slytherin:What was this for?

Hufflepuff:Thank you for always being there for me

Slytherin:

Slytherin:No

Slytherin:Thank you for appearing in my life

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I care about showing my Hogwarts House pride more than I care about showing pride for my actual school.

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Ravenclaw: So you don't have feelings for that Hufflepuff?

Slytherin: Psh of course not.

Ravenclaw: Oh ok, good, 'cause I heard that person from Gryffindor seemed interested.

Slytherin: I will decapitate them.

Ravenclaw: But I thought-

Slytherin: *Pulls out a machete*

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house pairings + love songs

gryffindor + gryffindor: tear in my heart - twenty one pilots   “ the songs on the radio are ok; but my taste in music is your face! ”

gryffindor + hufflepuff: thinking out loud - ed sheeran   “ take me into your loving arms; kiss me under the light of a thousand stars. “

gryffindor + ravenclaw: just you and me - zee avi   “ we can do it all together. ”

gryffindor + slytherin: howl - florence and the machine   “ until i wrap myself inside your arms i cannot rest. “

hufflepuff + hufflepuff: i’ll cover you from rent    “ i’ve longed to discover something as true as this is. “

hufflepuff + ravenclaw: quiet - lights   “ i’m the one, there’s not too many. hold my hand to keep me steady. “

hufflepuff + slytherin: human - dodie clark ft. jon cozart   “ i want to give you your grin, so tell me you can’t bear a room that i’m not in. “

ravenclaw + ravenclaw: crayola doesn’t make a color for your eyes   “ there is no way i could possibly describe you. “

ravenclaw + slytherin: a girl, a boy, and a graveyard - j. messersmith   “ life’s a game we’re meant to lose; but stick by me and i will stick by you. “

slytherin + slytherin: wolves without teeth - of monsters and men  “ it’s perfectly strange, you run in my veins. “

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What I do all day long…

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Dancing

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw: *dancing*

Someone: *comes up to them* Can I borrow your spouse for a second?

Ravenclaw: I don't share. *sashays away*

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Hufflepuff: ugh there isn’t enough ventilation here *yells* I’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER, PLEASE?

Slytherin: Puff, we’re at a fucking park

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Hufflepuff: I want to do something evil right now, reflecting my personality.

Slytherin: you texted me in capitals yesterday for an hour about the new color pencil set you had bought so I’d like to see what evil thing you have in mind next.