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send "I like it when you smile" for my muse's reaction

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theoretically, i should be more active rping, ya boy got very lucky and had a non-portable AC installed by the most choice technician ever; realistically I'm probably gonna be playing video games

that foil-tape works fucking wonders, and he says that since its implementation these don't have to be uninstalled in winter, since it keeps heat in as well.

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you ever think about all the badass shit that people say, in a Pokemon game or otherwise to the protagonist, only for you to stomp them flat afterwards in battle/skill?

but how it's still like hard af to say-

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"I am in fact boring, and that's usually when I'm the happiest." Specific powers and skills aside, some of his tastes are very mainstream. The most interesting things on his mind at any given time are either celestial bodies, food, or sex-

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Furret from the other day~

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My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

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"You heard the tv; if his heart is healthy, he can fuck. Old men can get it too."

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saw a mutual commenting on a very white TV way of talking and,

someday, newscaster man from my dreams will be a muse. the speech style is just a little too funny to emulate, you see. just uh, tickles my fancy if you catch my drift-

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describe the Felix with bad ebay reviews;

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while not mutually exclusive with the shit i owe, but man do i need to write/plot more smut/ships.

in the meantime i need a bath and that's probably gonna knock me tf out

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Who wants to be narrative foils together

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happy father's day, reminder that good dad behavior is attractive to felix-

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How do you need to be touched.

fervently.

you crave a hug that cracks your ribs... the feeling of your wandering soul being crushed back into the bones that can't seem to hold it. you need a hand gripping yours so tightly you almost fear it may leave a bruise, a reminder that you are here. and that you are not alone.

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Me describing my attachment to Shulk: he’s got catastrophic levels of Autistic White Boy energy going on. he’s an extremely skilled mechanical engineer at 18 years old. he’s liable to snap in half if he gets any aggro in battles. he’s been on life support for 14 years and has no idea. he talks like a goddamn villain from time to time. he’s running around for 10.5 hours of jrpg plot in a turtleneck sweater and cargo shorts. he hates vegetables. he gets bodied every other cutscene and it’s never enough to make him reconsider blindly flinging himself at people the second he gets pissed off. he has a massive laser sword that doubles as his cursed amulet. he’s Monad From Gnosticism’s favorite little skrunkly creature. his voice acting is the most scrumptious performance I think I’ve ever heard. he’s haunted me for almost 10 years. he recreates the universe via Big Bang 2.0. he’s terrified of caterpillars. every day I wake up

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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….