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I GIGGLED OMH

I'd watch it

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ex-husband!art who...

who... constantly brings you up in any interview, referring to you as 'his girl' but mostly 'my lady'. but he also says 'the mother of my kids'. which is true, but you know better, you know he says that just to make sure everyone knows who you are to him.

who... always visits you and your two little boys. with bug expensive toys for them, and for you? a generous amount of money and a weekly fuck session.

who... fucks you as if you both were still together. might as well be. from breathy 'i love yous' to 'my good girl', regardless of what it is, his touch is as rough and loving as it has always been.

who... almost tried baby trapping you, staying inside of you a little longer than usual before he backed up and pulled out. he knows better than to do that. but he also knows you'll eventually get pregnant with another baby from him. its just a matter of time.

who... takes you and your two little boys to all of his parties. but mostly you. his hand firmly wrapped around your hip as your arms stay wrapped around his neck. and yes he kisses your lips a few times, (more when you both wander to the restroom) but its not like you're both together again!

who... has ordered your boys to always protect you from any man that ever approaches you when he isnt there. it happened once; at the grocery store, a man saw you struggling to get the food on the top shelf, and he generously helped you! but to your sons? they started practically barking at him (incoherent little shouts of you being married). they only stopped when you threatened to take their ipad away.

who... always makes excuses to stay at his—your house whenever he drops the boys off. and when you're done tucking them in, he sneaks into your bed. and you dont even complain, he did buy everything from the house anyway. and you miss him, but you wont tell him that, yet.

who... insisted on enrolling the boys in a school that had tennis as a sport. he isnt too pushy about it, but he definitely wants his sons to learn tennis from a young age.

who... tells you how much he missed you whenever you're both alone in bed. your head on his chest, his hand on the back of your head and the other one rubbing your bare back. "when are you coming back, hm?" or "just get back with me," and while his tone is teasing and annoyingly confident, you know him well enough to recognize the hint of desperation in his voice. know him well enough to know how much he really needs you back in his life.

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ace and twobit perchance?

ace and two bit icons!

i do apologize that this took me about 55 years to make

not my photos!

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at the end of the day every mike faist girly comes back to this damn video

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rough, immoral, sloppy, a little gay, mean, screaming, clawing, hair pulling, slapping, all day, all night, doggy, missionary, prone bone, cowgirl, REVERSE cowgirl, all three holes, on the counter, in the shower, in bed, on the couch, on the floor, outside, in the car. send tweet.

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Glasses stay ON during sex

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WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

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Wait ignore how ass this is i don’t have plugins rn and I don’t wanna post on TikTok 😔

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he's my dream boy what can i say <3

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that campus would be considered a nuclear disaster zone after I was done with him

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Oh I NEED that.

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mike “rbf” faist

either looks like a c*nt or a puppy, no in between

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me to mr art donaldson