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i love fish biology youtube
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Rainbow mo
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@theredrogue
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house
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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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I drank 7 cups of coffee and now I can talk to electricity
Achievement Unlocked:
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Drink enough caffeine to unlock a 3rd-level spell slot
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE
This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.
Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.
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Zombie horror where anything vaguely resembling a human gets infected too. Survivor finds a mannequin with bite marks. Moments later, it begins to breathe.
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Zombie horror where anything vaguely resembling a human gets infected too. Survivor finds a mannequin with bite marks. Moments later, it begins to breathe.
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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
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Google Earth is Amazing
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