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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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it’s okay to be a complete bitch when people deserve it. stop being so nice all the time
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me drinking iced coffee: this is going to fix everything
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date in private. love in private. be happy in private. live in private. make money in private. take your losses in private. rebuild yourself in private.
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I mean yeah communication is key but so is a sense of understanding. Because if I tell you something and you're not willing to see where I'm coming from, then what's the point of telling you anything.
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i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it
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no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them
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Normalize compliments without flirty intentions.
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