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Going after siblings now, are we? Wouldn't be surprised to see something happen to Harlow just as her sister has been returned. Then again, there are so many better pairs to go after. I mean, especially with that new security guard on campus. You're evil, but I can't help but be intrigued.

Interesting connection–though I’m sure you’ll learn sooner or later that my motives are a bit more complex than that, sweetheart. Nice try, though. And if I do decide to go after another older sibling, Mr. Jones certainly does sound like a good candidate–he is easy on the eyes, after all. Like I said earlier, don’t even bother trying to guess my next move. You’ll only give yourself a headache.

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Breaking her heart has nothing to do with stopping it. I swear to god if you hurt her like you hurt Gunner I'll make you wish you had messed with someone else. - Felix

Your threats are empty, Golden Boy. You don’t scare me.

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Why was Casper so angry with Jonah?

If you ask me, it’s because Jonah doesn’t know when to get his head out of his own ass. Seriously–someone died and all he can think about is how hard this is for him? I’m not buying it. 

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“I’ll do whatever you want. Just give me Maisie back alive.”

That decision isn’t yours to make, Jojo. If I wanted anything from you, you’d know. Trust me.

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I've wanted nothing to do with you ever since your blog started going around the school, but I'm begging you, don't hurt Maisie please. I'll do anything you want, just tell me where I can find her - safe. (Felix)

I find it a bit funny that you’re so worried, Felix. Rumor has it that you’re the one who broke her heart. Regardless, my moves have been played. There’s nothing you can do to help her now.

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I saw Jonah yelling at Madison at the mess hall. I guess that brings Madison's friend count down to 0.5?

Madison had friends to start with? 

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If you'd like to keep my name out of your mouth, that'd be great. You're insignificant and too afraid to do anything since Halloween. The gossip on this blog is stupid and no one worth anything actually cares, you probably don't even know whatever secrets we supposedly have.

If you’d like to keep your unworthy opinions to yourself, that’d also be great. I’m not too afraid to do anything, unlike most students in this school my work didn’t stop just because of a little.. fun during Halloween. If this blog is so stupid, and if no one cares, why are so many people messaging me? Oh? You’re right, I probably don’t.. but on another note, do you know what my favourite childhood show is? It’s Spongebob.. but I wonder how different the show would have been if good old Spongy had to live without Patrick. 

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I'll give you two hints; One of them is the biggest liar at the school, and the other would do anything for their little sister.

Hmm.. you’ve certainly got me thinking Little Raven.. although I have to say, I know some pretty big liars, some that even you may not know. Not to mention there are a lot of students who would do anything for their little sisters. I’m going to need a bigger hint than that.

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Who do you think is hiding their sexuality?

I know a few names, but you’re going to have to work for them. I can’t be giving out free information.

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I know someone else who's trying to hook up with a staff member. There's so much juicy gossip in this school.

Oh? Pray tell. It’ll be worth your while, I promise.

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Who do you think is hiding who they really are?

Everyone? Except maybe Isaac. The kid’s an open book. 

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Okay, well, I think your pining after people yourself so jokes one you. Just saying. So, suck on that. And your also pathetic yourself too, not me.

Okay, well good for you. Has someone been skipping English because honey your grammar is atrocious. Not to mention a goldfish could send a better insult than that.

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Who do you think would hook up with a staff member?

Depends on the staff member, I heard Eddie has his eye on Ms Newman, but that could just be a dirty little rumour.. 

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Enjoy watching your empire crumble around you.

Enjoy trying to guess my next move. 

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I wonder just what it is you don't like about yourself? You're breaking everyone down, because you were broken down. You think your so mighty playing the judge role. But when you finally reveal who you are, who do you think is going to be there with you? You’ll end up all alone. Because everyone who gave a crap about you will be gone. So which of us is more pathetic E? You're nothing. You have power because of us. How about you grow a backbone and stop hiding behind a device?

Who said I never liked myself, Little Braelynn? I have the finishing line all planned out, and I know what the end looks like, but do you? You seem to be growing your own backbone now that Poppy has disappeared, but were you really so blinded by her fake friendship that you couldn’t see how poisonous she really was? I did you a favour, it’s about time you start thanking me.

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Seeing as you keep mentioning me on your blog, I think it's only fair if I made one about you. I'm just not sure about the url; which trait of the dark triad do you score highest on?

Narcissism, Machiavellianism and Psychopathy... my dear Claire, I’m honestly flattered about the blog in my honour, but your question is a hard one. You’ll have to take your pick because I scored equal on all three. 

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If you could pick three “it” couples who would they be?

In no particular order:

Adrian and Paige. Before their relationship came crashing down, these two were unstoppable together and it seemed like the whole school knew it. Even if Adrian’s still sleeping around, I’d love to see the duo make up… or at least crash and burn trying. 

Claire and Tae-min. The ultimate detective duo–don’t think I haven’t caught you snooping about once or twice. Regardless, I’d love to see our little Hacker find someone to love, and it looks like our curious little Claire might be the perfect candidate.

Eddie and Braelynn. As much as I said can’t stand her, I have to admit that these two would be the ultimate ‘OTP’. While Eddie’s spirits have been on the lower side lately, it seems to be that Braelynn’s bubbly self is doing a good job at bringing back the class clown we all know and love. Now tell me, Brae--how much of that bubbly charm is real?