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i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.
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just girly things: not being able to determine if a man is being nice to you because he’s sincere and views you as an autonomous human being or if he’s being nice to you because he views you as a conquerable object
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hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u
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humanity did a lot of things wrong but at least we got libraries, museums, and coffee shops right
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Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!
Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again.
Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*
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if i have any sixteen year olds following me…… ur gonna change so fucking much just worry about doing your best and having fun nothing else matters
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nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
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parent: hey how's class work going?
marxist student: my 🙋♂️ work 🛠is being exploited 🔪 by the bourgeoisie 🤴🎩💰 all property 🏠 is theft 😤 class ✊️struggle the only struggle ⚔️ i stay woke 😲 workers 🛠of the world 🌎 unite!!!
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abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
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