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I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

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I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

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unblurred descending xikeel in case you need that

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The Strand magazine, England, 1906

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this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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you know what day it is……….

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there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

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Smoky Quartz

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Whoever invented making noises with their fingers fucking snapped

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do you have any plans on playing the uuuhhh..... kfc dating sim coming out soon? and yes... kfc as in the fried chicken place

excuse me ?