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faking-human 10 days ago
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cashapp 1 billion dollars
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faking-human 4 months ago
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faking-human 4 months ago
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tumblr is fucked sometimes, ur advice is to USE THE ELEVATOR IN A FIRE????? psychotic. please see other common disability fire safety recommendations attached. god help us all. please ask your fucking fire department not some dumbass on the internet PLEASE
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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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faking-human 4 months ago
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to err is human
to error is robot
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faking-human 5 months ago
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fucking hate everything I hate all of you I wish I'd just die suddenly I hate life
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faking-human 5 months ago
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it's all so fucking worthless and meaningless and empty and shit
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faking-human 5 months ago
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hair salon is where u pay money to feel bad about yourself
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faking-human 5 months ago
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*looks it up* oh. cool
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they released a new star trek movie this past week. but you literally wouldnt know that unless you also follow the one tumblr user who seems to be posting about it. jamie lee curtis is in it apparently.
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faking-human 5 months ago
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amazing how little society functions anymore
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faking-human 5 months ago
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they lose an election to a nazi and they're like "don't worry guys, we have a plan!!!' and the plan is to WORK with the nazis. what the fuck is going on
i wish the democrats would stop eating shit constantly for no benefit to anyone??
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faking-human 5 months ago
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let's just keep shooting ourselves in the foot at the expense of immigrants and poor people.
i wish the democrats would stop eating shit constantly for no benefit to anyone??
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faking-human 5 months ago
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actually the democrats do want to fuck over immigrants and ban free speech in lockstep with the GOP (tiktok) - sincerely, the dems. then why exactly is the point of the democrats? in a just world they would no longer exist, they have nothing but giving small businesses a quick handy out back before anyone notices - Paul Hindenberg-ass motherfucker!!! fuck you Chuck Schumer!!!" what is this shit!!!!
i wish the democrats would stop eating shit constantly for no benefit to anyone??
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faking-human 5 months ago
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i wish the democrats would stop eating shit constantly for no benefit to anyone??
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faking-human 5 months ago
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yeah, if wasn't the navy it wouldn't be gay at all
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Starfleet was modeled after the navy to indicate that everyone on Star Trek is gay.
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faking-human 5 months ago
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hell raiser? more like dick raiser (or something)
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faking-human 5 months ago
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a man ten years older than you calling you mommy something something it's more common than you think!!!
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faking-human 6 months ago
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