she/her ; hi my name is effie welcome to my world :) 🍉
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Yoshimi Sekiguchi "A dream I had one day".
せきぐちよしみ『いつか見た夢』
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife
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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
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