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Im making a new tumblr, so if you care at all, I'm gonna be rxt-lord now

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Marvin: PARDON ME, BOYS AND GIRLS, IM HAVING A

*~S E I Z U R E~*

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My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

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Detroit: Become Human as John Mulaney quotes

Connor

Markus

Kara

Hank

Simon

North

Josh

Alice

Luther

Amanda

Kamski

Gavin

Carl

Leo

Rose

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send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble

“Come over here and make me.”

“Have you lost your damn mind!?”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Teach me how to play?”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“I think we need to talk.”

“Kiss me.”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“So, I found this waterfall…”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“I got you a present.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Marry me?”

“I thought you were dead.”

“It’s not what it looks like…”

“You lied to me.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I wish I could hate you.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

“No one needs to know.”

“Boo.”

“Well this is awkward…”

Writer’s preference

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Give me things to edit

Please

I'm good at editing

Kind of

Here are examples of things I've done for fun. I've listed what they all are at the bottom for reference of what you might want

Please I'm desperate and bored

This is free btw

Edits can include:

1. Collages

2. Memes

3. Random Picture Edits

4. Mood Boards

5. Reaction Pics

And I will attempt anything else but it might not come out good so yeah

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When Dan Howell said “I’m sad, and confused, and horny” and “i’m queer, I’m here, i’m full of existential fear” I felt that.

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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reblog if you:

- flinch away when someone touches you.

- panic when you accidentally break an object.

- get scared when someone walks behind you.

- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

- have trouble making eye contact with people.

- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

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s someone draw me a lizard (not the geico lizard) it’s important

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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hm.. today i want to adventure the ocean!!!

here we are in the epipelagic zone!!! nice and warm and blue!!! but let’s go deeper!!!

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fucks sake

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Me: *realizes I haven't thought about my insecurities for a little while*

Me: :D

Me: *starts thinking about my insecurities again because if it*

Me: D:

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REBLOG IF

Lesbians are valid

Gays are valid

Bisexuals are valid

Transgenders are valid

Queers are valid

Asexuals are valid

Pansexuals are valid

Bigender are valid

Intersexuals are valid

Polysexuals are valid

Genderqueers are valid

Demisexuals are valid

Nonbinarys are valid

Heterosexuals are valid

We all have the right to love whoever we want, we are all human <3

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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