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Rook: "How are things in the South?"

The Inquisitor: "Grim, I'm afraid. Although..."

Rook: "...yes?"

The Inquisitor: "The Hero of Ferelden has been assisting us, but...well, they've been a little..."

Rook: "...stressed?"

*meanwhile in Ferelden*

The Warden: *slaughtering waves of darkspawn with an unhinged look in their eyes* "I've done this already. I already stopped a Maker damned Blight, now there's two. Two. At the same time. I. Have. Done. This. ALREADY--"

Hawke: *whispering to Alistair* "Should we...help?"

Alistair: "I'd rather face the Archdemon."

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I'll never be that far away 🖤

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Another comic from the wonderful DND Live session! Love Wylls energy, fully support him and everything he does.

Patreon | Kofi

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Confession: You don't understand! I need to impregnate that man! (Nathaniel Howe)

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if you're a Nathaniel Howe lover like me, you probably also subscribe to the belief that he and Cousland definitely hung out as kids (even if only during summers and whatnot)

I firmly stand by the fact that they were besties/worsties when they were babies and then grew apart, only to reunite and sort out their differences later during their time at Vigil's Keep.

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i popped in to say hey, i know you wont see this for a while, but i am sorry for your loss and hope you're doing as well as you can. i love you a lot and wish you the best

Thank you my fae. This has been hard but it will heal eventually. I always appreciate your support and I truly hope you are ok

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So, no rest for the wicked, they say.

My grandma died this Monday. She was wonderful, beautiful, an amazing person. So I am not going to be around here for a while.

Just that, to say that I am going to have a pause and that you should keep doing your thing: drink water, sleep well, have blorbos, create more OC, protect the Pride, love your family and friends and that. It is amazing to be in Tumblr reading and seeing all those amazing stuff people do here, but I need real life for a while.

Hugs and kisses 😚 for all you guys, amazing people

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This is my Dwarf Appreciation post

Since I LOVE my Natia Brosca (for real, she is my special little gremlin raccoon with gray morale) I decided to draw her.

More info about my OC under the cut:

Natia Brosca is a two daggers wielding rogue.

She Is a duelist, assassin and shadow. Her dexterity is absurd.

Brotp: Nathaniel Howe. Nat and Nate are besties. Leske used to be her bestie 🥲

Her people: Vigil's Keep crew (even Anders/Justice).

Romance: none yet. But I ship her with my mage elf Rook (once they meet in the future ... I know I know, it is weird, let me be).

Voice: violent female dwarf (I adore that voice, VA Julianne Buescher).

Features: little and not so sturdy for a dwarf (ugly in dwarves standards).

Personality: violent, cheeky, mischievous, rough, proud, she is gonna do whatever she can to survive

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Rolan Summer Week 2025

6 July: A day at the shore!

Rolan and Tav are enjoying their free time as the happy married couple they are ☺️

This is the only day I can participate but here’s my contribution to the Holy Rolan Empire ❤️

>>>Inspiration here

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What iffffff — what if I tell you that you should write less than 150 words with a kiss prompt 18 between Tabris and Nate.... What then? :D

I definitely planned to try and keep this under 150 words…. But I couldn’t help myself and definitely wrote more like 450…. Oops?

Please enjoy friend! I like the way you think!

“Nathaniel?" A voice called startling him as the book in his hands was knocked away. Before he could even start to chastise the offending party a small elven woman had climbed into his lap.

“Commander? What are—?” His question was cut off by a searing kiss. He reacted on impulse, his hands gripping her ass, pulling her to sit more firmly against his lap.

Though Commander Tabris’ lips never left his own he could feel the stretch of her satisfied grin. There was delight in the passion of her kiss, her hands gripping his shoulders, nails practically piercing his flesh. When she finally broke away he heard the hush of her voice in his ear, sultry and low.

“Nathaniel? Wake up!”

Startling awake, Nathaniel was shocked to see Zukal leaning over him, hands gripping his shoulders and shaking him alert from where he’d fallen asleep in the common room. The desire to pull her down into his lap as the dream version of her had been enjoying was painfully hard to ignore. He pushed her away, lest he would do something terribly embarrassing for them both.

“Don’t fall asleep in public spaces if you don’t want to woken up, old man!” she said, annoyed but still playful.

“I’ll sleep where I like,” he muttered, watching her walk away back toward the chess game she’d been playing with Sigrun.

The dream had felt far too real, a terrible thing to realize as he adjusted himself carefully, trying to relieve the restrictive press of his trousers. He placed his book across his lap for good measure as he tried to will away the alluring dream version of Commander Tabris while pinching his brow.

“Go to bed Nathaniel!” she called out across the room.

“Give me a minute!” he shouted back.

“I had a dream like that once,” Oghren said in a low voice, startling him again. The dwarf sat just a few chairs away but leaned in eagerly. Had he witnessed that whole exchange?

“You did?” A panic flooded him, that least seemed to resolve his prior issue at least.

“Absolutely,” he nodded sagely, dropping his voice low, where the women nearby couldn't hear. “Now I can't help but get half hard every time I fight darkspawn.”

Nathaniel wasn't sure if he was horrified or relieved that Oghren, in fact, did not share the same dream with him. Disgusted he got to his feet and started to leave.

“Have a good night!” he heard Sigrun call out.

“Sweet dreams!” Commander Tabris added, as she turned over her shoulder to bid him goodbye. Their eyes caught and he could suddenly feel it again, the press of her body against him, and the taste of her kiss on his tongue. She looked completely unaware of the heat that was racing beneath his skin again.

He left without a word, or else the flush on his face would give him away as he hurried to his room to dream in privacy.

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Oh noooooo! This is too cruel! You mean I must have Cal killed to listen to this nostalgic voice of Rolan! No way! I would never 🥺

@blu-raes @wasteful-sam @suffering-is-fun I can confirm that his voice line is banter between him and Lia if Cal dies in Moonrise, but their voices are cut out for some reason, so I can't record their conversation. I'm currently trying to fix it so I can give you the full experience.

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found this while sifting through the Rolan voice line compilation (as one does) and I have to know how this gets triggered because he sounds fucking adorable

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allow yourself to be a beginner

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A guide to swearing in Thedas

These are all taken from the toolset (mostly under “cuss” in the soundsets, but also from various bits of dialogue), organized for your convenience.

These are Dragon Age: Origins ONLY. There are no files that are human-readable for DA:A, DA2, or any DLC or expansions.

Not English the King’s Tongue

Brasca! (Zevran)

Vashedan! (Sten)

Pretty normal

Alas!

Blast it all, anyhow!

Blasted bastards!

Blech. (Sandal)

Blood and ashes.

Blood and honor!

Bloody blast it!

Bollocks.

Cripes.

Crud!

Curse me for a fool!

Cursed for a fool!

Curses!

Confound it! (Flemeth, of all people)

Damnation!

Drat!

Fiddlesticks!

Blast and blazes!

Blast and damnation! (Morrigan)

Blasted curses of a thousand misfortunes!

Blood and damnation! (Leliana)

Burn it all!

Fire and death!

Dirt and spit!

Flaming bastard.

Garbage!

Lazy, slack-jawed louts.

Miserable wretch.

Of all the blasted–!

Of all the cursed–!

Of all the infernal–! (Riordan)

Of all the–! (Leliana)

Oh dear.

Oh, bother!

Oh, for pity’s sake!

Oh, poppycock.

Oh… blast it! (Alistair)

Phooey!

Shoddy piece of crap!

Sod it all!

Son of a bitch!

Son of an inbred!

Tarnation!

That’s a stinker! (fade!Cailan)

That’s swill!

Those bloody whoresons.

Thrice-cursed whorespawn.

Two-faced bastards.

Elves

Bleeding thorns!

By the lost Dales!

Fenharel’s teeth!

Mythal'enaste!

Slap me around and call me a wild sylvan! (Shianni)

Well punch me in the teeth and call me a wild sylvan…

Invocations of Andraste

By the Lady!

Andraste’s ashes!

Andraste’s breath!

For the love of Andraste!

For the love of Lady Andraste!

Lady’s breath!

Merciful Andraste!

Oh, Andraste, help me…

Oh, for Andraste’s sake.

Oh, for the love of Blessed Andraste!

Oh, for the love of the Maker’s Bride.

Well, throw me in a fire and call me Andraste!

Andraste’s clothing

Andraste’s holy knickers!

By Andraste’s burning under-drawers!

By Andraste’s dirty socks!

By Andraste’s holy knickers!

By Andraste’s sword!

Andraste’s ass

Andraste’s ass!

Andraste’s fat ass!

Andraste’s lily-white ass!

Maferath’s hairy arse! (bonus Andraste’s husband’s ass due to not having another category in which to put it)

The Maker

Great Maker!

Holy Maker!

Maker damn you for a fool!

Maker-forsaken piece of–

Maker’s beard!

Maker’s Blood.

Maker’s breath! (by far the most common Thedas-specific curse)

Tears of the Maker!

Paragons

Aeducan’s beard!

Beards of the Paragons!

Bemot’s beard!

Blood of the Paragons!

By the beards of the Paragons!

Caridin’s teeth!

Ortan’s teeth!

Paragon’s teeth!

Paragons have mercy!

Ancestors

Ancestors have mercy!

By the hairs of my ancestors!

By the stones of the Ancestors!

By the teats of my ancestors!

By the tits of my ancestors!

Dwarf culture

Bronto piss!

By the Stone!

For the love of nugs and idiot children!

Nug-dung!

Nug-humper!

Nugs and dolts!

Stonecursed duster!

Stones!

What the nug!

 The Blight

Ah, Blight!

Blight and destruction!

Blighted wretch!

Darkspawn blood!

Fire and Blight!

Griffon’s buttocks! (fade!Duncan)

 The Fade

Blasted fade monkeys!

By the Black City!

By the walls of the golden city! (Desire demon)

Fade monkeys! 

Racial epithets

Bare-skinned shem!

Filthy elf-lover!

Bloody elf guts!

Son of a Fereldan bitch! (Tevinter guard)

Pee and poop

Ah, piss and vinegar.

Crap!

Dog piss!

Flaming rat turds.

Oh, piss on it!

Piss and blood!

Piss and spittle!

Piss on a stick.

Piss on it!

Shit.

Shite.

Stinking road apples!

Turd!

Dogs

Base-born jackal.

Bloody kibble!

Flea-bitten whelps.

Hound’s arse!

Miserable cur!

Of all the motherless mongrels.

Scurvy dogs! (Isabela)

 Food

Applesauce!

Beans and spuds!

Milk and cookies! (Perpetua)

Pickles! (Paivel)

Ugh! That’s bean-rot!

Fereldan culture and history

By the giant stones of the Dwarfson.

Great Dane’s bitch.

Calenhad’s crown! (fade!Maric)

 Animals and insects

Dung beetles!

Flies and bother!

For the love of little fish.

Hind of a jackrabbit!

Hog wash!

Horse feathers! (Wynne)

Motherless son of a goat.

Oh, donkey bum!

Oh… f-frogs! (Daveth)

Oh… rats.

Ox dung!

Pigeon crap! (Shale)

Rats!

Rotten maggot-spawn!

Skunk breath! (Sloth)

Shave a horse and punch me in the teeth.

Spawn of motherless goat.

Sod-eating rodents!

Well, wax my head and call me a pug!

what is this i dont even

Dust bugger!

Oh, fuddle-knuckles.

Stab me with a fork and call me Susan! (Carroll)

Thunder humper! (Oghren)

Whiplash and Crow sauce!

You dung-brained goat herder.

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Stick em with the pointy end!

There’s a long video that covers this in more detail!

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Aaaawwwwwmmm thanks for the tag! Your babies look cute! 🥰

Here me, my Brosca and my Ingellvar :)

Edit: adding my Trevelyan. And adding Nate because the blorbo, even when just an npc

Tagging @wasteful-sam @deathspelljedis @lynx-1512 and @thewardenisonthecase if you want to play

I just found this cute picrew and wanted to start a tag game again!

ME and IVY yay! n.n. Tagging my girls @nadilu and @biancamk4ever + open tags! Eager to see yours, babies!!!