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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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remember when samsung put out an eight hundred dollar phone that could explode in your pocket at any moment we need to bring that shit back

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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable

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When the chronic fatigue is chronic

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soon enough i’ll forget the actual plot of le mis and all i’ll be able to remember is “youre a dangerous nun. yes 666.” “my name is jaj valjeaj” “and im jajvert” 

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wait i need to tell you guys ab the fucked up dream i had last night

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STOP WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME SPOILERS

I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BECAUSE MY DERP PARENTS ARE WATCHING TV

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

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What could be better than this my special pasta treat

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