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despite everything, she still has so much love to give ❤️‍🔥

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Fave new twitter thread

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The names Practice

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

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I have a new creation that i must share with you all... Introducing SNAIL TAPE

This is originally based on a 90s magazine pattern I found, which I just had to try.

However, the pattern wasn't quite right; it turns out that scotch tape dispensers used to be quite a bit slimmer! So i tested a few changes, and below is an up to date pattern. With added antenna of course!

(This fits standard scotch tape dispensers fairly snuggly, so if you want a bit more room add some width to C.)

If you make one please attach a picture, so we can see the snail army grow...

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

I have a new creation that i must share with you all... Introducing SNAIL TAPE

This is originally based on a 90s magazine pattern I found, which I just had to try.

However, the pattern wasn't quite right; it turns out that scotch tape dispensers used to be quite a bit slimmer! So i tested a few changes, and below is an up to date pattern. With added antenna of course!

(This fits standard scotch tape dispensers fairly snuggly, so if you want a bit more room add some width to C.)

If you make one please attach a picture, so we can see the snail army grow...

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cinnamon bread recipe

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The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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My skinny scientist guy of choice

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how it feels opening tumblr recently

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ify nwadiwe was obviously already an attractive man but ngl his ability to instantly charm and soothe a widdle kittycat unlocked a new level for me