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ㅤㅤA low, drawn out whistle..

ㅤㅤSo long, you little green bastard.

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^ Silver.

^ Celios.

( i could not read the pic one, but i marked it anyway. sobs. )

// for clarity: it's a picture of two large wind-power fans. first set of text says "so what kind of music are you in to?", second set of text says "i am a huge metal fan."

// lmaooo tho congrats to celios for being so many of the things i like!

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Updated because I realized he loves making puns but hates it most of the time when other people make them (except in French)

// this is why AQ can get away with calling him "spiky green" / "green bean hedgehog"

// he is pretty though, he's got a dumb pretty smile

// its a triple bingo if you ask me =7=)b

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Filled out partially for the gag and partially to measure how much they share that same brain cell (still fascinated by how he has the same jealousy level but it manifests differently)

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c:

ㅤㅤ" Heh. So, should I be takin' this as yer wantin' me t'take ya out for a good night, sometime? "

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Go wild, you crazy kids.

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ㅤㅤ" Take that one up with yer l'il green boyfriend. "

ㅤㅤ" Dunno how th'queen manages t'live with glass in her stomach, but I at least know ya normally don't put chunks'a aluminum in yer gut if yer lookin' t'make it past twenty. "

@fallenusurper ; " Not if yer teeth are sharp enough. Nothin' t'worry about. " >;)

"I'll take your word on that, but what about your stomach??? You aren't meant to digest metal!"

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ㅤㅤDoin' it just t'fuck with ya, now.

No you don't.

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ㅤㅤA bite out of her glass soda bottle..............................

ㅤㅤDamn.

ㅤㅤㅤHe's gotta start goin' harder.

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ㅤㅤ...

ㅤㅤDon't mind him grabbing his own can.

Sigh... chews open the top of a soda can.

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ㅤㅤ...You know what?

ㅤㅤAbsolutely zero stress about her dense ass head and that boulder. She wants to give herself concussions and lasting damage? Go right ahead, he won't even flinch. He's big chilling.

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ㅤㅤOh, Havoc, the weird fuckin' cat is back outside.

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Looks...

ㅤㅤㅤdirectly...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤat him.

ㅤㅤ...Fuck it, if one more of them say the name of the businesses, he'll lose it anyway. " What's wrong, Blue? Don't ya like th' it? Tryin'a tinkle outside the binkle? "

Deep breaths. Please he's trying so fucking hard not to start laughing over this again.

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ㅤㅤ" Th'mystery that came with all th'Burber Kurg meals was pretty good, honestly. Never knew whatcha might actually get. Taco Baco was always a classic go-to, though. "

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tactccladv asked:

minerva isn't going to ask anything dumb, don't worry. what she is going to do instead is pop up behind usurper to say the following: ❛y...you have such a pretty voice. ❜ misfit considered the a few possible outcomes to erupt from this moment. if he was going to snap, she'd be prepared.

ㅤㅤIt's lucky he isn't aware of exactly what she's talking about -- after all, why would he anticipate that anyone had ever heard him in such a rare moment? He was always very certain to make sure no one could be around to hear. He does still react to the fact that she popped up and suddenly spoke from behind him -- eliciting a curse from the usurper as he whipped around to look at the surprise visitor. Jeez, had he really relaxed that much that someone could actually sneak up on him? Maybe that shortstack version of him had a point...

ㅤㅤHe recognizes her, of course. Even with nearly only a couple years living on Mobius under his belt, he'd consider it crazy if someone couldn't recognize the rockstar. Her bringing mention to his voice of all things should make it easier to connect the dots on why she was talking to him at all, but..

ㅤㅤ" Ain't exactly the word I'd use. Pretty sure we ain't ever talked before, either.. " Well, maybe they had before her popularity started skyrocketing, and before he'd changed himself from being the mere copy he once was. That was years ago, though -- he knows he sounds different from then. " So unless yer sayin' ya overheard me with someone else 'n my voice was just sexy enough ya wanted more..? Gonna need a l'il more explainin' from ya, sweetheart. "

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ㅤㅤSo the topic of the day is claws, huh?